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/u/stephkempf got mad at me once for calling them out in these. But they keep reminding me to close old threads and open new threads, so it's really their fault that you are reading this.

Want to see something older than this?

First post this year.

Second Post this year.

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Drunk Correspondence History and Drunk Correspondence F.A.Q.s

I'm reaching out to you now from the depths of the internet to let you know that I need you.

To sign up.

For a Drunkmas Card. What, did you think I was going to ask you to go to war for me or something? I'm not a politician. (I lost that election. Thanks, Obama.)

Signups close around 11:30PM Central Time this Thursday. So you had best hurry and sign up fast.

Anyway, we've had some laughs. We've had some tears. We've had some hot-under-the-collar-mistletoe-action. (I accidentally spilled hot cocoa. But you can pretend it's the other thing if you want.)

Anyway, I'm at 102 signups this year, and I need more, so that next year I can hit a nice round 2000 cards sent in the last 10 years. You can help with that by signing up this year.

Unless you're lame. Which you might be, but I'm betting you're not. I'm betting you're pretty cool. Suave. Collected. Work well under pressure. Make the most of your toast.

I take mine with cream cheese sometimes.

There's a surprise for you if you sign up for a card. That's right. A SPECIAL SURPRISE. Just for you. (And everyone else.)

So sign up already. What else do I need to do to convince you to sign up for one?

Let me know in the comments below. Or just sign up already.

Why wouldn't you sign up?

NOTE: Despite the rumors I've been trying to start, I am not in fact friends with /u/RealMarkHamill or /u/thisisbillgates. I know. Sad times. But if you know either of them... 🤷

Second Note: I will be wearing either a Star Wars cloak or Jedi Robe while I fill out cards this year.

EDIT: I found this picture of you.