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I was told to stop calling out /u/stephkempf because they are embarrassed that I appreciate their help over the years so please assume that this is not a clever ploy for me to call them out, and is instead an oblivious statement of fact.

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2020

2019

We don't talk about 2018

Well, well, well. I see my attempt to get /u/thisisbillgates involved in this has been unsuccessful so far. Also, I am a little sad that /u/RealMarkHamill hasn't signed up either.

Maybe someday.

Anyway. I was walking through the woods thinking about Shia LaBeouf and decided that I should re-up my offer. Why was I thinking about Shia LaBeouf while walking through the woods?

Why wouldn't I?

So here I am, putting my fingers through their exercises so that I can prepare myself for a day of drunken card writing. I'll do some drinking, I'll send some emails, then I'll start writing cards. When I'm done, I'll put them in the mail box and my mail person will get grumpy with me.

Right now there are 63 sign ups. That's not bad, but it's not the most I've ever seen. Of course, we won't get there. There are too many of you interested in seeing Drunk Christmas Cards fail. Bigly. Or something.

I honestly don't have anything particularly funny to share right now. Not for any specific reason. I just spent most of my day editing photos, so that took a lot of mental bandwidth. I have a deployment in the morning at 7AM, so I'm gonna try to turn in early tonight so my boss doesn't get mad at me.

Does your boss ever get mad at you? If so, sign'em up for a Drunk Christmas Card. (But only if you get permission; we're enthusiastic consent lovers here in the land of James.)

Be safe, be cool, and if you know Mark Hamill, make him sign up for a card, please.

Thanks!

This is where you can sign up.

EDIT: Quick update: There will be a secret surprise for those who sign up. I'm not telling what it is, but I can say for certainty it is not an advertisement.