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[Thank You] A postman wants to be a comic but his delivery is awful. The P.O. is a mail-dominated place but if a girl wants to work there, lett#r! Why did Henry VIII hate the P.O.? Had a hard time getting his male. Hear about the lady giving birth @ the P.O.? Guess we can call it a special delivery.
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Goodies from goodies: https://imgur.com/a/ik6GLtg

u/welshfancy x 2 Thanks for the *amazing* Barbie card. Itā€™s so cute & fun, I canā€™t stop smiling! I share the hilarity here for those who share our Bananas-for-Barbie brains: One Barbie says to the other: ā€œIf only all men were like Kenā€¦ā€ & the other Barbie replies: ā€œItā€™d be perfect! When you get bored you just put him away in a shoe-box! LOL!!! Including a close-up pic of it through the link :)

In one of our DMs & in my last thanks post, you shared that you really enjoy jokes. Iā€™m kinda blushing here with some of these jokes, but I wanna gift you some laughs for this beautiful Barbie card. BTW ***I love men***, and I know we all do on this sub (even our friend whoā€™s apparently selling their husband on the meta sub haha), so no offense to any of the lovely men on this sub. K, you sweet manly muffins? These are stupid stereotypes but shared only in the spirit of fun, no harm, & obviously we canā€™t live without yā€™all. I donā€™t think. ;) This is purely to entertain our friend u/welshfancy here because they deserve it after the job rollercoaster they've been on lately. But if anyone takes offense, Iā€™ll immediately delete them. Better yet - feel free to post some funny revenge jokes about women. But remember, if you do, weā€™ll be sure to send appropriate ā€œthank youā€ cards hahaha!

*Do you know what the insensitive bit at the base of a guyā€™s manhood is called? The man. ;)

*Whatā€™s the difference between men & government bonds? Bonds mature. =)

*Whatā€™s the difference between E.T. & men? At least E.T. phoned the hell home.

*Whatā€™s the difference between men & vultures? Vultures wait until youā€™re dead before ripping your heart out. ;)

*Why are men like blenders? You know you need one, but youā€™re not quite sure why.

*Whenā€™s the only time you can change a man? When heā€™s a baby.

*How do men help clean the house? They lift their legs so you can vacuum underneath.

*What did God say after creating man? ā€œHmmm, I think I can do better.ā€

*How are men like laxatives? They irritate the crap outta you! ;)

*How can you tell if your husband is happy? Who the hell cares?

*What do men & mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.

*What do you call a man who disagrees with you? Wrong.

*Why does it take TWO HUNDRED MILLION sperm to fertilize one damn egg? Because not one will stop to ask for damn directions! ;)

Hope some of these made you giggle. :) I also LOVE this illustrated postcard of the Moon from La Loteria!!!! Thank you. :) Ya know Iā€™ll need to hear about your wacky wild 80s adventures in Mexico, right? Itā€™s like you left me with a cliffhanger! Feel free to share your wildest stories anytime - Iā€™d love to share them on the sub in a thank you post. But if you wanna tell me confidential story secrets, that would be fun too! :) Thanks for always bringing a huge smile to my face with your endless mail love! Wishing you infinite joyā€¦along with toilets & people that arenā€™t full of crap! ;)

u/410bore x 2 Is your PERFECT cool-calligraphy handwriting for REALS?!? OMG if I had your hot handwriting, Iā€™d write all day long on walls & the sides of buildings to show off, graffiti laws be damned! Your handwriting is so hella awesome, you should charge admission to people just to watch you write!!!! Thank you for the vintage NASA card, which was just the icing on top of your gorgeous calligraphy cake! Thanks so much also for the neato wooden postcard!! Itā€™s so unique! I love that you bought it from the Santa Monica Pier. BTW Iā€™ve been to the Adobe Max virtual conference before - super inspiring. Hope you had a blast! BTW donā€™t be alarmed if you notice that itā€™s broken in the pic - I didnā€™t do it. That was courtesy of the USPS, which admitted its mistake. I honestly donā€™t know how they BROKE a WOODEN postcard LOL! But itā€™s no less beautiful - my nephew loves it so much he wants to feature it in his room. ;) Thanks for thinking of me, kind friend. =)

u/MelodicEntertainer Thanks for the cool retro sausage ad postcard - love retro ads!!!! Yes, friend, youā€™re almost ;) right that ā€œTexas = BBQā€ (haha, love it). I would edit this: ā€œTexas = blissful, buttery, beefy BBQā€ ;) I know it may seem redundant to type ā€œbeefyā€ but I add this because there are weirdos here who think CHICKEN & TURKEY classify as BBQ. I should take my shotgun & shoot them. Kidding. Just ā€˜cause Iā€™m from Texas, it doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m nuts enough to own a shotgun. =) I would use my glock. Kidding, again. Seriously I canā€™t stand gun violence. :( But the people who think that BBQ includes anything other than my blissful buttery beef should never, ever receive any cool stickers from any of us. ;) Iā€™ve heard certain parts of Canada have some BBQ game too! Calgary maybe? Wishing you the sweetest, spiciest slabs of marbled, majestic beef, fabulous friend!

u/likablelobster Friend, there could be no more likable lobster than you. You became more likable by the minute after your adorable illustrated croissant & coffee postcard arrived! Did you use a ***gasp*** TYPEWRITER to type your super likable thoughts on this postcard?!? Iā€™m obsessed with typewriters! I wish I had one from the 1940s! They are so crazy cool & believe me when I tell you that you became even more likable to me by typing crooked! I donā€™t know if it was intentional or not but THIS is the sweet crazy charm of using a typewriter - having no control over lawless words that donā€™t align to mad margins! For the first 15 minutes I stared at this card in awe, I didnā€™t even READ what you typed hahaha! I was entranced by the typing!!!! And then your likability catapulted to the moon when I read what you had actually typed. ;) I loved how you typed so much in such a small amount of space, you likable sweetie!!!! This postcard is now among my absolute favorites - because you typed through tumultuous postcard terrain & included what is the PRETTIEST stamp I have EVER seen (the super colorful illustrated Postcrossing stamp)!!!! Thank you SO much for making me so happy with your beautiful mail!

u/maiiiu Thanks so much for the super cuuuuute handmade ā€œWriteā€ card! Your calligraphy of the word ā€œWriteā€ is just gorgeous! I just love the awesome puffy-ish pastel-colored plant stickers you included - theyā€™re so fun to look at & I canā€™t wait to use them while sending mail!! I love that you have a mentor, & what a bonus that he makes you laugh! I say, next time, *you* get to decide what yā€™all have for lunch. Wishing yā€™all perfect palak paneer lunches that are free from rain & roadside diversions! ;)

u/dekabus Thank you for the pretty floral card with all your sweet sentiments on beauty! I found it delightful that you included the cool sticker that says ā€œVermehrt Schƶnesā€ or ā€œIncrease Beautyā€ in German! I love it!!!! I think the subject of ā€œbeautyā€ is fascinating & want to share with you one of my favorite quotes: ā€œBut if a mirror ever makes you sad, you should know that it does not know you.ā€ ā€“ Kabir Hereā€™s an interpretation of the meaning from outofstress.com: ā€œThe mirror is merely a reflection of your external form and not of your internal form. Hence the mirror does not know you and what it portrays is of little importance.ā€ You are BEAUTIFUL, u/dekabus, for so many reasons. But in this moment, you are most beautiful for spreading so much kindness & cheer to so many across the globe, especially to strangers! Thank you! Wishing you beauty in all its forms, beautiful friend. =)

u/jess_4943 Thanks for the pretty hyacinth postcard decorated with the fun stickers! I really love the lightbulb sticker that has flowers growing within it, like a terrarium! Depictions of mini terrariums housed in unusual objects always delight me!! Wishing you terrariums of joy! =)

u/wabisabi_sf Thanks for the serene RAoC 10th anniversary beach postcard with my name written in your *gorgeous* calligraphy! I appreciate your kind words & wish you beaches of beauty & bacon (if you like bacon ha)!

u/kk6321 Thanks for the cool postcard with all the fun travel stamps! Wishing you a blast in Spain! Re: you wondering if there will be ACā€¦a few years ago I was in Portugal & it was 117 degrees. No AC. I prayed for death & canceled my plans to go to Spain because apparently it was hotter there. :( Wishing you buckets of ice & balmy breezes!!!!

u/omggallout x 2 Thanks for the adorable Arriety postcard - what a fun illustration! Haha, how cool that we unwittingly sent each other space postcards!!! Thank you for the gorgeous depiction of Orion Nebula with the fun planet stickers! Wishing you planets of peace & prosperity!

u/lehmongeloh Thank you for the cuuuuute kitty floral postcard! You are a magnet to cute, my friend! Please DM me with your address & likes if I may send you a card. =) Wishing you all things that are crazy cute!

u/smellyann64 Thanks for the cool vintage Vienna House of Parliament card! I donā€™t know what your job title is, but you staring down barracudas & hanginā€™ with octopi wins the RAoC coolest career contest! Wishing you safety & smiles in the sea!! =)

u/mypetitmal x 2 Thank you for the SUPER FUN, beautifully-illustrated Power Woman thank-you postcard! I love it! The artwork is so eye-catching & I love the comic-book panel style! It was my pleasure to send you the kitty card. My thoughts are with you & I hope that youā€™re feeling better. WHOA youā€™ve been carding since 2007 - whoa!!!! So awesome! Have you ever counted the number of cards youā€™ve received? To answer your questionā€¦Iā€™ve been a crafter since about 2016 when I started frequenting craft classes at a bunch of different libraries. But I only got into carding when I met the beautiful u/Bridge-etti at a Victorian scrapbooking class & she casually mentioned RAoC to me! Imagine my delight at ā€œrunningā€ into her again on accident/BY SURPRISE on this sub when she sent me a V-Day card & I sent her a birthday card!!! Iā€™d been waiting to see how long it would take for me to cross paths with her since I never got her info and it only took about 6 weeks!!! Amazingly fun!! So I have her to thank for my new obsession - RAoC, & for the sad/fun reality that my car now looks like Hobby Lobby had a baby in it. ;) Thanks also for the super cuuuute friendship currency postcard! What cute doodles. Also love the adorable sticker you added! I hear you on the time change - same. Wish they would abolish it so we can prevent traffic accidents & other nonsense! Hope you recover soon & that your trip to Chi-town was a blast! Eat anything tasty there? =) Thanks for thinking of me & looking forward to learning more about you. Wishing you endless smiles & sunshine through RAoC & beyond, sweetheart!

u/thunderlightboomzap Thank you for the pretty illustrated sky card! You shared such wonderful affirmations - thanks for taking the time to share them with me! And so many! I especially love how you shared affirmations focusing on self-worth: ā€œMy worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievementsā€ & ā€œThere is nothing I need to accomplish to be worthy. I am already worthy.ā€ Right on! These are amazing reminders. Thanks also for the ā€œmental health mattersā€ & self-compassion stickers! Youā€™re such a loving, encouraging soul! Here are some affirmations for you on one of my fave subjects, creativity:

ā€œI am creating in every moment, awake and asleep.ā€

ā€œI am free to take my imagination anywhere it wants to go.ā€

This one is a bit wordy, but I like the spirit:

ā€œI effortlessly connect with the universe's boundless inventiveness.ā€

Thanks again for being so thoughtful & encouraging! Wishing you the same peace, joy, & smiles you gifted me!

u/drguinea Thanks for the beautiful pastel flower postcard! Looking at all the pretty colors brightens my spirits. YESSSSS Iā€™m all about David on Schittā€™s Creek! I recall Googling the heck out of him when I first watched the show - itā€™s so easy to fall in love with him. But sad for me, heā€™s too hot & gay so whatā€™s the point of living anymore?!? ;) And his real-life/tv DAD Eugene Levy - okay should I be embarrassed to admit that I fell in love with him years ago when I heard him speak live at a banquet in Austin LOL? He is HILARIOUS!!!!

u/LaCuntessa Thanks for the wacky fun Joan Miro postcard - love this art, & especially the smiling sketches!

u/hato_mailing x 2 Thanks for the GORGEOUS wax seals you sent along with the sweet nature postcards. :) The seals are simply stunning & a total wonder to look at, wow! The turquoise & silver seals are especially fun & fanciful! Thanks for letting me be a part of your fun mail wax seal test initiative - super cool. :) Wishing you the hottest of wonderful wax that never burns you! But not ear wax - OMG have you ever gone temporarily deaf because of excessive ear wax? Itā€™s kinda cool & convenient when your mom yells for no reason but kinda torturous otherwise. Kinda like how Iā€™m torturing you by mentioning ear wax for no reason. Sorry I havenā€™t slept much. Wishing you endless joy in your snazzy snail mail experiments!

u/libertyprogrammer Thanks for the gorgeous Women in Art Ray Eames postcard! I canā€™t wait to study her films. And as a newbie, I went batcrap bananas over all the flippinā€™ FUNNNNN & super unique postage stamps you included!! They are EXTRAORDINARY, & so are you for brightening my day with all this beautiful eye candy. Wishing you limitless liberty (LOVE the username)! =)

u/travel4me Thank you for this ****super gorgeous**** Loupaper postcard of the charming charcuterie snacks! You totally nailed the ā€œbrightly colored illustrationā€ prompt - I loooove this card so much! Wishing you the crunchiest carrots, sweetest strawberries, creamiest cheeses, & bluest blueberries at your next social soiree! =)

u/missnettiemoore Thanks for the neato retro Absinthe ad postcard! Love vintage ads. Iā€™ve never tried absinthe either. But Iā€™m all about the art! Wishing you days full of intoxicating laughter & love! =)

u/bluedecemberart Thanks for the elegant Alphonse Mucha postcard! Love your thoughts on watercolor vs. lithographs. Holy moly I donā€™t know anything about art but I canā€™t believe itā€™s watercolor either! Astounding. Thanks for sharing your art expertise with me, I love to learn! Wishing you endless joy as you create your art. =)

u/photographyislove Thanks for the exquisite wildflower specimens postcard! I love illustrated cards like this one. =) I was alarmed to hear about your winter storm traffic story but relieved youā€™re around to talk about it! Wishing you safety & the best of hilarious podcasts while you drive!

u/mostlygoodthings Thanks for the sweet wishes from Spain - adorably written on the Norway postcard hahaha! Iā€™m feeling envious about the gorgeous ambient sunlight scenes you described. =) Wishing you soft, serene sunlight (not like the sunburns we get in Texas ;( ) & smiles!

u/jamiekj Thanks for the sweet surprise wishes from Savannah! How adorable are you to think of me while on your work trip?!? I appreciate your thoughtfulness so much & hope that you had some fun while on your work trip (or at least tried some tasty treats). =) Wishing you lots of exciting excursions & zero work on your ā€œworkā€ trips haha!

u/lspjackie How cuuuuute is this vintage St. Patrickā€™s day illustrated postcard?!?!? It is sooooo adorable, & you are too for blessing a stranger with it! Iā€™m insane for vintage illustrated ads & this one is just frame-worthy! Thank you. Hope you had a 17th full of luck & laughter! =)

u/tashmash Loved receiving a postcard from your fave ice cream joint! Thank you. What cuuuute diamond washi you used to decorate the postcard. I feel like American ice cream is devoid of flavor/fat because they jack it up with sugar. I wonder if your ice cream place uses more fabulous fat than stupid sugar in the ice cream. Your postcard makes me wanna pack up & move to NZ just to test out the goodies for myself. ;) Wishing you boundless buckets of chocolate cherry & cookies & cream ice cream without ice cream headaches!!!

u/Proud_Ad_759 x 2 This Winnie-the-Pooh card is crazy adorable but ALMOST as adorable as you are!!!!! I just LOVE your enthusiasm for snail mail & was so charmed by your cuuuute inquiry if I had received your postcard like a day hahaha after you mailed it from 87 states away! Seriously, your positive energy is so infectious & Iā€™m so happy we met! I was also so happy to hear about your 6th senseā€¦okay the same uber weird stuff happens to me. And it IS a ā€œbig thingā€ my friend! Now how can we channel that into winning the lottery LOL? Just kidding. Sort of - I mean, Iā€™ll take the lottery but to be honest, even if I won it, I would NEVER EVER stop exchanging cards with fabulous fun friends like you! I think Iā€™d just use the $$ to juice up the process. Like Iā€™d hire a full-time assistant to take care of all the RAoC tasks while I just read & appreciate the cards. ;) Thanks also for the funny Peter Pan postcard of the little weirdo exposing his beautiful belly! Just loved your funny, creative answer to my macarena dance prompt !!! If youā€™re okay with me posting your awesome answer, Iā€™ll do that later when I post a special thanks including all the different answers to the same prompt. =)

u/BetterOwl3221 Hello-Hello Iā€™m so happy-happy to receive this STUNNING Halo-Halo recipe postcard!!!!! THANK YOU! =) I'm including a close-up pic of it in case anyone reading my long-winded nonsense wants to check out the recipe. =) Iā€™m bananas for illustrated cards & this one needs to be framed for my future dream house! All of the pastel colors on this gorgeous card instantly brighten me up & Iā€™m even excited to live today if that makes sense hahaha! Itā€™s kinda cool how one beautiful card from a beautiful stranger can instantly be a beautiful balm for oneā€™s mood. I also loved your description of the dreamy dessert. It sounds so perfect & simply scrumptious! The postmark is from last month - it took ages to get here. And funny, this is the *one* card I kept thinking about for weeks out of all the ones Iā€™ve ever requested because it just looked like the happiest card ever on your post & I was hoping it wasnā€™t lost. So the day I got it in the mail, I started jumping up & down like a lunatic outside near the mailbox & was so giddy that a kid passing by, ALARMED, asked me if I needed help. I was like, really, you kind moron? Iā€™m smiling & laughing like a nutcake while holding this beautiful mail & your instinct is to call the cops on me hahaha?!? I wanted to yell at the stupid sweetie to check out RAoC so he could experience the kind of joy you made me feel. =)

u/Dolliesqueak Thanks for the super cool Night Sky postcard with the awesome Carl Sagan quote!!! I agree that we are made of star stuff =) Wishing you shooting stars & sweet sunshine!

u/doggotoast x 2 Thanks for the gorgeous SG postcard! So cute! Iā€™m digging your affinity for oatmilk. Yummmm - my fave oatmilk is Planet Oat, Extra Creamy - itā€™s insanely delicious. :) Thanks also for the bright yellow furniture postcard that woke me up! ;) I LOVE how youā€™d be workinā€™ the Macarena even though you ā€œhate dancingā€ hahaha! Wishing you non-awkward dance experiences & the most aromatic cups of coffee, friend!

u/RideThatBridge Thanks for the super pretty illustrated floral card! I just love the Indian proverb you kindly shared: ā€œAll of the flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today.ā€ This is insanely profound & inspires me to procrastinate a little less with all my work. ;) Here are some of my fave Indian proverbs:

ā€œDonā€™t poison someone whom you can kill with sweets.ā€

ā€œThey who dream for too long will become like their shadow.ā€WHATTT!?!? Arenā€™t these deep?!? Thanks for the lovely inspiration! Hereā€™s hoping your seeds of today blossom into fabulous flowers tomorrow! =)

u/jubilan Thanks for the cool illustrated Hawaiian cocktail postcard with your self-love encouragement! So sweet. Your positive vibes are so beautiful. Wishing you lots of contemplative, wonderful walks & sunny smiles!

u/drivingogre Thanks for the adorable bear postcard FANTASTICALLY FULL (yesssss for zero white space!!!) with the most fun facts!!! ā€œArt used to be an olympic event!ā€ Whaaat?!?!? That sounds amazing! Hereā€™s a cool fact for you: kitty pee-pee glows in the dark! Wishing your lovely brain hoards all the most amazing fun facts forevermore so you can dazzle people dizzy at parties! P.S. Charming u/ellezavech , also a fact fiend like us, taught me a tres cool fact about one of my most fave words, ā€œdazzleā€. But youā€™ll have to work for it by checking out the post ;) https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsofCards/comments/11h673n/thank_you_when_does_bread_rise_when_you_yeast/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

u/sebisrude Not again with this rude nonsense, sugar! Iā€™m dying to hear about this fun/mean username! Iā€™m happy *as hell* you saved me from a critical Pipsticks expenditure emergency (stupid student-loan-debt-be-damned) by sending me this illustrated pen & pencil postcard!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU! Iā€™m batcrap bananas over it & canā€™t tell you how badly the nerd in me ached for this card when I missed out on an offer for it ages ago! I had never even heard of Pipsticks before I saw this postcard. And now I hope a rich, evil relative dies soon (kidding) & bequeaths me his/her glorious estate which I will then fill with Pipsticks utopia & host a Pipsticks party to which you will be the guest of honor! Wishing you the peppiest of perfect stickers!

u/shipping_addict x 2 Thanks for the super cool NY postcard in the shape of a stamp!!! What a sweetheart you are, sending me the roasted veggies recipe unprompted. :) Are you sure youā€™re not a southerner, Darlinā€™, with all that homemade cookinā€™ & crazy cool cardinā€™? Thanks also for the *adorable* Over the Garden Wall tarot card!!! What is it about mini cards that drives me merrily mad?!!? I havenā€™t dived into tarot readings yet but am intrigued by what you wrote: ā€œsuccess, achievement, failureā€. All I know is, if Iā€™m successful & achieve, Iā€™m thanking myself. But if I fail, Iā€™m blaming *you*, Sugar, & will send you the ugliest postcards of all time. Iā€™m collecting a batcrapload of ā€˜em specifically for this purpose. But youā€™re so cute, sweet, & strangely southern in your demeanor that your polite self would likely write the most heartfelt, sweet lies about how you love it all. ;) And OMG you sent me a Lindsay Lohan PARENT TRAP sticker?!?!? So hilarious & awesome! Hoarding it for life!!!! Also love the cuuuute lemon stamp sticker & the little pastel illustrated cutie!!! Ooooohh I just saw the cool purple Broadway stamp on the envelope - sweeeet!!!! =)

u/SherlockLady x 5 Thanks for the cuuuuuuuutest homemade Easter bunny card Iā€™ve ever seen!!! The smiling sweetie & the bright orange carrot right next to it on the spring-y lime green paper just put me in the best mood! Also love the ā€œYou only live onceā€ card, the super motivating ā€œBe brave be bold be youā€ superhero card, the super thoughtful self-care card, & the Eiffel tower scrapbook paper card! LOVE the cute washi tape samples you sent! The eye-themed one is so adorable & my fave. Thanks also for the stickers & the tea - canā€™t wait to try it! You constantly spoil me with so much amazing love & Iā€™m so grateful for your nonstop magical mail surprises!!!

u/stephkempf x 8 Sweetheart, I wish I could say I keep you in the postcard sending ā€œbusinessā€ LOL!!!!! THANK YOU. =) I can only hope that they appreciate you at work & give you boundless bonuses so you can buy as many stamps as your insane, adorable, gorgeous, generous, syrupy sweet heart desires. :) Truly, you AMAZE me with how much you indulge us with your fun, frightening, & frighteningly fun offers hahaha! I honestly had no idea what in the hot holy hell I signed up for when I filled out your birthday bonanza form. All I know is, I keep wondering if itā€™s my birthday when Iā€™m surprised with a random birthday postcard hahaha! Thatā€™s super crazy fun! Iā€™m so jazzed that youā€™re upcycling all your cards & blessing us with them. LOVE all the b-day postcards - especially the Snoopy one. I donā€™t understand how that kid never ages. Thanks also for the soothing floral non-bday postcard. Iā€™ll admit I was jarred that itā€™s not a b-day card hahaha! I so appreciate all the fun, good vibes, & insane beauty you send my way!

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