About me: I'm a 29yo guy who's looking for a woman who wants a friend to have sex with on a regular basis. I'm about 5'7" with an average build. I have long brown hair and I have some facial hair, if that's something you care about. Due to my current living situation, I won't be able to host for the foreseeable future. I do work night shift, but I can get myself back to a normal schedule during the weekend if need be.

What I'm into: I like the idea of a woman who likes to finish the job herself and/or loves cum, but neither of those are mandatory. I've also always liked the idea of playing around in public places that have a reasonable expectation of privacy, like a parked car with window covers or the last stall in a fitting room, but I haven't had the opportunity to do anything like that with anyone. While I do love the idea of giving creampies, I'm not getting anyone pregnant unless we're in a legitimate relationship. If you cannot prove that there is a 0% chance of you getting pregnant, I'm not cuming inside you.

What I'm NOT into: (Non-negotiable) I'm not interested in anal, pain, blood, piss, shit, feet, mistresses, or couples with a man involved. I'm also not into giving out my contact information after talking for less than ten minutes. Any conversation we have will stay on Reddit until I feel like I can trust you. If you pester me about my contact information before I'm comfortable with sharing it, I will block you. If you ask me to sign up for something or give you money before we meet in person, I will block you. If you are a man, refer to my pinned post.

Who I'm looking for: I would prefer a woman who is close to my age, but I'm okay with up to about mid 40s. I would also prefer a woman with an average build. It's okay if you're a bit on the thinner side or a bit on the curvy side, but extremes of either side are not for me. I'd also prefer that we live reasonably close to each other so that we can realistically meet up on a regular basis. Having basic hygiene and being disease-free both go without saying, but I'm saying them anyway.

If any part of this post interests you or if you have any questions, feel free to send me a message with a star emoji to let me know that you read everything.