About me: I'm a 29yo guy who's only had sex once, and I'm looking for a woman who wants to meet on a regular basis. I'm about 5'7" with an average build. I have long brown hair and I have some okay-ish facial hair, if that's something you care about. I'm not as shy as I used to be when it comes to talking about sex out loud, but I'm still working on it. Due to my current living situation, I won't be able to host for the foreseeable future.

What I'm into: I've always liked the idea of playing around in public places that have a reasonable expectation of privacy, such as a parked car or a fitting room. I've also liked the idea of a woman who likes to finish the job herself, that way she can't blame me if cum goes somewhere she doesn't like. I've always loved the idea of creampies, but I don't want to get anyone pregnant. Unless you can prove to me that you can't get pregnant or you're willing to be more than just a fwb, I won't be cuming inside you.

What I'm NOT into: (Non-negotiable) I'm not interested in anal, pain, blood, piss, shit, feet, or couples with a man involved. Also, I'm not doing the slave/mistress thing, so don't even try. If you pester me about taking the conversation somewhere other than Reddit or signing up for something before we meet, I will block you without hesitation. You will not get my contact information until I'm comfortable with sharing it and you will not get any amount of money from me.

Who I'm looking for: A woman who is in her mid 20s to mid 40s with an average build who is able to meet up on a regular basis. It's okay if you're a bit on the thinner side or a bit on the curvy side, but extremes of either side are not for me. I'd also prefer that we live reasonably close to each other. If we live more than an hour away from each other, we'll probably have to find a halfway point to meet.

If anything on my profile interests you or if you have any questions, feel free to send me a message with a star emoji and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. I do work night shift, so it may be late at night or really early in the morning when I respond.