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Adventurous soul with a certain set of skills needed for a "hostage" release mission. Position best for a curvier redhead with natural grooming that speaks fluent Russian, but we can forgo those requirements if you are an intelligent woman with a great sense of humor, proper dick-tation, and ability to handle a loaded weapon. Mission could be dangerous as there is a 99.999% chance of encountering a spitting trouser snake. Bad girls who can handle the spread-er could get tied up in other things and maybe even paddle through a precarious situation. Not a job for the faint of heart. Are you up to the challenge?
If you are up to the mission, you get a ** obligatory bits creatively introduced** SWM, 60, 5'10" and 260 lbs who is a cunning linguist and understands the female fault lines that can cause a major earthquake in the bedroom. High degree of possibility for multiple tremors if reciprocal services are desired. High success rate producing geysers.
To apply, DM or send a chat and we can start the interview process. Can meet at the spy cafe and work out the details there. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 *****************
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