I used to figure I liked licking pussy about as much as anyone. But once again, reading these posts online has expanded my self-knowledge. I see from reading the ads over the last few days that so many of my brethren here like it so much that I would have to reclassify myself as having only a moderate pussy-licking appetite. But I am gaining fast and here's where you come in. Keep reading.

These guys will write an ad and it will sort of go like this: I like licking pussy. I like to lick pussies. Are you not getting your pussy licked, but would like to? I would like to lick your pussy. Those women without a pussy, or who do not like them licked, need not respond. But if you like having your pussy licked as much as I like licking pussy (which would be nearly impossible, because I really like licking pussy) then I am the guy for you. Cause I have licked a lot of pussies. I am great at it. And I like it. Mmmmmmmm, pussyyyyyy YUM . . . I am actually exceedingly modest, and hopefully you don't find that I am selling myself short.

You have probably seen some of these ads yourself. Now don't get me wrong. A man should have hobbies that he is passionate about. Take my father, for instance; he loved horseshoes. Any evening he got the chance, he would slip out to the backyard to the horseshoe pit and for the next hour or so, or until it got dark, you would hear the soft clinking sound of horseshoe hitting post. It got on my mother 's nerves a little bit, especially when we had company. As soon as the guests were in the door, the first words out of my dad's mouth would be, "Come on out back, let's pitch a few." He'd even sometimes say it even if it was raining out. My mother would tell him that not everyone likes horseshoes the way he did. And I don't want them to feel like they have to play. But it never sunk in. Dad just couldn't believe that anybody wouldn't benefit from an hour or so of pitching shoes. And people who knew my dad came to love that quirky sort of passion he had for the horseshoes.

I expect it is the same for these pussy licking guys. Company comes over and next thing you know, they are flapping their tongues and winking at the ladies and giving them the old, "What do you say you let me lick that pussy" line. Their wives or girlfriends probably just shake their head and say, "Oh, he's like that. You may as well let him lick it, because he won't shut up until you do".

I am not criticizing these guys. I admire the honest and straightforward way they write these ads. But I do wonder how the women view them. Now I will say right up front, I don't have a pussy. I want to make sure we get that clear and that there are no misunderstandings. I mean, if I did, I wouldn't be able to type this long ad as I would just be licking myself. I bet that it's probably quite physically pleasurable to have a guy expending a little energy on a pussy. And, it might help restore my faith that God knew what he was doing when he gave men tongues in the first place to see a guy using it for something other than complaining about my driving or scarfing down cheeseburgers.

But a couple of thoughts do come to mind. Perhaps most importantly, it strikes me that I might read one of these ads and say to myself, gee, that guy sounds like he's licked about every pussy between here and west coast, do I feel comfortable having him lick mine next? Yeah, probably not.

And the second thought that would come to mind is, am I worthy of this man's pussy licking talents. I don't have some sort of "Super pussy". Asking this pussy licking machine of a man to lick my plain old pussy would be a flat out insult.

Like I say, I don't have a pussy so I can't really be sure of any of this. I am really just drawing on my feminine side to try and stand in the shoes of a woman with an actual pussy. And, as anyone would tell you who has actually met me, there's not a lot of femininity in me so I am kind of groping in the dark here, which is, coincidentally enough, another activity I enjoy.

Anyhow, when I am with a woman, and I do something that she likes, I figure she probably knows I learned it from someone else, that I didn't just stumble on it myself. But I don't generally go telling her, that the thing I just did that you seemed to enjoy, I have been perfecting that for years. Usually when I do it, I hear a little more moaning. But maybe you are just a little more reserved than most women. And by the same token, if she does something I like, I don't generally say, "I'd like to shake the hand of the man who taught you that". No, for me, a little mystery is a good thing.

Well, I am a 40 year old man who is looking for a discreet affair. You'll find me as attractive, smart, respectful and funny. Did I mention funny? Also, after reading this, you are probably going to think I am a pervert, and do you really want to go out with a pervert? I think not.

About me:

Height - 6' * Build - Medium built * Weight - 195 lbs * Dark Brown eyes