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I moved to Europe!
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I once walked across a deserted red light at 10pm in Düsseldorf.
Good News
I found an Expat meetup group!
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I sat at the local BDSM groups table by accident.
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The bakeries in Germany are spectacular.
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Apparently " Entekaffe" is not duck brand coffee, but this vile concoction known as "decaff".
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My new German colleagues tell me I could be a stand up comedian.
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I'm only funny in Germany, Finland, and other icy, dark, yodeling, places.
Good News
I had a blind date with a girl named Greta.
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Unfortunately half the girls at Jamesons Pub were named Greta that night.
Good News
I've been licking women to aria singing, sheet grabbing, convert from Jesus to science, orgasms for over a decade now. If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her moan...
We all have a gift.
I also make sinfully delicious french toast....(if I could find this mythical " Aldi" place.)
Bad News
You haven't squealed, Me! Me! Pick me big boy!.. yet...
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