The Holiday Taint Period is upon us. Just like your taint (perineum in more polite circles), the holiday taint is the strange place between two fun things: Xmas and New Year's.
If you aren't familiar with the Holiday Taint Period, I have good news for you:
Nothing you do in this week counts!
- So eat that extra helping of stuffing.
- Wear the same pair of sweat pants for 3 days straight.
- Binge 5 seasons of a show that would otherwise impair your cognitive development.
- Masturbate the day away.
The world is your oyster this Holiday Taint Period.
If I may, allow me to propose an alternative way to spend your Holiday Taint Period.
Seeing as how nothing you do this week counts, why not invite a stranger to give you a proper lickdown? Let your backbone slide. Fly your freak flag. Get wild. Get crazy. It doesn't matter.
My patent-pending mouth/fingering combo might be the mouth/fingering combo you need this Holiday Taint Period. Give it a try... you might just like it!
Obligatory about me section: Early-mid 40s, reasonably attractive, in good shape, medium height. Vaxxed and boosted.
If I don't hear from you, have a very merry Holiday Taint Period.
Muah!
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