New Year's Eve is on the way and you find yourself disappointed in your potential plans. You were hoping to find an exciting date for the evening but Tinder is seriously letting you down and the dudes at the bar can barely string a sentence together. After the shit-show of the past few years you want nothing more than to let loose and take care of yourself in 2023, you just have no idea where to even start.
Easy! Talk to me and see if we can arrange to take care of YOUR needs for a change. I may not be able to solve all your problems, but I do know that a full, deep tissue massage from strong, experienced hands is often the first step towards a stress-free week. Combine that with an incredible, tireless tongue and nimble fingers, and you're in for one hell of a New Year's Eve. Instead of ringing in the bell watching TV, ring it in with your eyes in the back of your head, legs quivering, body dripping. No need for reciprocation, though I will expect some fire conversation and a high-five or two afterwards.
A little about me: I'm a pretty awesome early 30's white male that owns a financial consulting company. When I'm not trolling Reddit for ladies in need, you can find me hiking, backpacking, skiing... basically anything outdoors. I have a wicked sharp and slightly inappropriate sense of humor, and you'll rarely catch me passing judgement, unless you wear Crocs.
I put "New England" as a general location because I am currently on vacation and traveling around the Northeast, on my way to Maine (eventually). I'm extremely mobile and looking to explore, so if you're anywhere in New England and are interested reach out to me!
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