As they say: ‘tis the season. Is there any better way to bring good tidings of comfort and joy than with a nice muff dive? Let’s find some time during this chilly holiday season to warm up a bit and enjoy each other’s company. Sit back, relax, and let me give your clit the attention it deserves.

I don’t live in Boston but rather on the south shore, but it’s like a 30 minute drive and I can travel a bit. I’m not in the best position to host (though I won’t rule it out if I have to), but if you can’t host either then we can find a hotel between us if you’re comfortable with that. Whatever works for you works for me. We can figure out the details in a message if you’re interested! I’m fine with either a one time thing or potentially a FWB situation. Let’s see where things go.

Here’s a bit about me: * I’m 30, about 5’8, and I have some NSFW pics of me in my post history. I’m a bigger guy. * I don’t do drugs, I don’t smoke, and I don’t have any diseases sexual or otherwise. I take my personal hygiene seriously if that’s something you care about. I am fully vaccinated. * I think I’m pretty normal and down to earth, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’m kind of into nerdy stuff, but I also like watching sports and working out. I can be a little shy at first, but I warm up to people quickly. * I expect NOTHING in return. I certainly won’t turn anything down, but I won’t even bring it up. This is all about you. Just knowing you’re satisfied will be more than good enough for me.

So what am I looking for? * I’m not too picky. Ideally I’d like to be attracted to you, but I’m a fan of many body types. Curvy? Thin? somewhere in between? It’s all good to me. * be around my age. I’m fine with younger to an extent, but I’d rather not be with someone too much older than me. Just a personal preference! * I expect you to be DDF. Please also be someone who has generally taken the pandemic seriously and ideally be vaccinated as well. * I will ask you to verify that you’re real. I don’t care if you’re verified by some mod on this subreddit or any other subreddit. I will ask for verification of my own. That is non negotiable.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that you feel safe and comfortable at all times. Have any limits? I will absolutely respect them. No longer feeling comfortable around me for any reason what so ever? Just say the word and I will leave you alone. No questions asked. That should all go without saying but these days you can never be too safe.

So if you’re interested feel free to shoot me a message whenever. Sometimes Reddit doesn’t like to give me notifications, so if I take a little while to get back to you that’s why!

Thank you for reading :)