We are a nerdy - but fun! - couple in Central Indiana. We have been married for a while, and are somewhat experienced in the so-called "lifestyle". We have been extremely lucky to have had the honor and prestige of having a couple of great unicorns - i.e., girlfriends - in our time. Unfortunately for us (fortunately for them!), they have moved on to monogamous relationships, but we all remain good friends. (We can actually provide a reference from at least one of them, to help prove that we aren't Internet creeps.)

About You:

We would like to find a woman with whom we can become friends first, then perhaps have some benefits in due course. Establishing a solid basis of friendship is important to us, for mutual trust and comfort, and because she is a demisexual^*. And mainly because we are genuinely looking for a new friend.

We would like to find someone who is intelligent, able to write more than a one-word response, and is authentic. Also, sexy and sexual wouldn't hurt. ;)

You do not have to be experienced in this "lifestyle" - or any lifestyle, for that matter! We were all beginners at one time. Feel free to contact us even if you are shy. We are kind and non-pressuring.

About Us:

We are a clean, professional couple. We are d&d free - unless you are into that kind of thing, in which case, you should see the size of my D20! We both have a few extra pounds, and we don't expect an Adonis in return - we welcome all comers.

We enjoy board / tabletop games, video games, art, and many, many other things. Like, 2, maybe 3 other things. Hopefully we can bond with you on these common interests! Even better, hopefully you'll get our humor. If we have to keep explaining our jokes, chats get long and tedious. We're not promising that our jokes are funny, however.

She is 39, bisexual, curvy and on the short side, with an absolutely gorgeous face and beautiful long hair, and very nice large breasts. She is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. The only person she is ever cross to is me (husband), but that's because I deserve it.

He is 39, average height, "dad bod" (stupid term, but it fits here), with a shaved head, big brown eyes and "regal features"**. He is very witty with a dry sense of humor.

About This:

In our ideal world, we would build up a rapport via chat over a period of time, then meet for dinner or drinks, and see where things lead. We are not looking to rush into anything, as we want to find the right partner(s).

​Please shoot us a message describing yourselves, what you are looking for, and maybe include a picture if you are so daring.

Footnotes:

^{* you're smart, look it up! If you don't know this term already, you should, it's very relevant and handy! (;}

^{** she made me write that}