Hello there!
I would love to sneak in a PDX bridge/rose city (did I get all the nick names?) holiday adventure with a fun guy during the second half of this month.
If we both feel like having you lick my soft natural pussy after meeting in person, great! If it ends up just being airing our festivus grievances over Christmas-themed cocktails in such a way that eventually ends in an argument about whether or not it’s ever ok to cook latkes in an air fryer, also great (I’ll just masturbate later)!
As you can see, I am both: 1) Open to possibilities. 2) Very funny.
I’m also 5’8”, about 190ish, white/pale skinned and pretty bossy sometimes, actually. I’m comfortable with the fact that I’m a thicc/chubby/soft/rotund/plus-size woman and you should be too!
My requirements:
1) You provide a g-rated photo or two and some actual info about yourself in your first message.
2) You can host.
3) You like to wear flannel and a beanie while drinking craft beer and curating mushrooms and are a walking Portland stereotype. (J/k!) Actually, I like all types! A sense of humor, good holiday date planning skills, and within 15 years of my age are ideal.
I would say, “Don’t be an ex murderer.” But, honestly, what I would mean is don’t ex murder me. So, yeah, how about you be safe, sane, and only destructive in the face of injustices that deserve it?
Looking forward to meeting you!
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