Are you stressed out with Thanksgiving coming up, knowing you have to deal with a house full of pain in the ass family that won't mind their business? Has the selection of local men left you unimpressed, bored, and worst of all, unsatisfied? Do you find yourself dreaming of being completely fulfilled, only to find yourself at home, watching re-runs of The Office?
If so, stop wasting your time and talk to the best muff diver North of the Mason-Dixon, but on vacation down south! Let's chat and see if we can arrange to take care of YOUR needs for a change. I may not understand the demands you are under, but I do know that a full, deep tissue massage from strong, experienced hands is often the first step towards a stress-free week. Combine that with an incredible, tireless tongue and nimble fingers, and you're in for one hell of an evening. No need for reciprocation, though I will expect some fire conversation and a high-five or two afterwards.
A little about me: I'm a pretty awesome early 30's white male from the Northeast that's visiting family until after the holidays. When I'm not trolling Reddit for ladies in need, you can find me hiking, backpacking, skiing (well, I guess not around here)... basically anything outdoors. I have a wicked sharp and slightly inappropriate sense of humor, and you'll rarely catch me passing judgement, unless you wear Crocs.
Physical stuff:
6'2", 230 pounds, fit
Shaved head, no facial hair
Glasses, all my teeth
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