ETA 2.0: leaving this post up for historical reference but not currently seeking new partners. i can’t stop you from contacting me but please be aware that unless you happen to meet every single preference and request in the post below AND i’m in the mood when i see your message, i will not respond. repeated messages and chats, particularly those that become angry, aggressive and accusatory (i.e “now i know you’re just a bot,” or “i’d never touch a whore like you anyway”) are not an effective way to communicate with others and also just generally deeply uncool. i look forward to reengaging via a new post in the future. happy holidays!

ETA: the east side of atlanta strikes again 😈 thanks as always, dudes of reddit

(cross-posted from atlantar4r)

looking for someone to come over today and keep me and my girl parts company. in addition to eating my pussy, i'd love it if you were into massages and playing with toys (and i'm open to reciprocation under the right circumstances). prefer something fun, lowkey and pleasurable for the both of us (but especially me 😇). i live alone near the cemetery and prefer to host. have had great luck over the years meeting cool guys on the internet and hopefully this time is no different.

im average height and an the chubbier side of average size. lost a lot of weight in the last few years so there’s extra skin but i get no complaints. smaller tits, big ass, cute pussy 🙂. dark hair with bangs and pale skin with tattoos. never squirted but love to keep trying. i work in the sciences and listen to my fair share of leftist comedy podcasts. big fan of old time mountain music and 2000s party rap.

not terribly picky in terms of looks or height (but i strongly prefer you be between about 30-45). most important to me is that you’re kind, respectful of boundaries and good at making women cum. if we share other interests that’s icing on the cake. but i do tend to gravitate towards dirtbag types with too many records and bootleg t-shirts, and i keep dating guys from EAV despite my best efforts 🤷🏻‍♀

if you’re interested in getting to know one another, send me a message (preferably a PM, not a chat) with a way to see a photo of you and a bit about what you’d like to do. fave makeout music never hurts, either. if i’m interested, i’ll respond with the same. can’t wait to meet you!