Got the holiday blues? Tired of planning already? Do you have a distinct lack of cunnilingual connoisseurs lining up to crack you wide open and devour all your woes away? Girl, have I got the cure for you!

We aren't trying to fulfill some fantasy of ours, this is something we have done many times and we already know that we loooovvvvee doing together. This is about you enjoying yourself; your desires are what we're most interested in. We're pleasers and we get off on getting you off.

We've had a few great successes here, there, elsewhere and overall we're pretty well-versed in the whole threesome thing. We're comfortable taking things slow with newcomers or diving right into the beautiful nethers of a woman that knows exactly what she wants.

We're super sex-positive, pretty kinky, live in the north hills area and can host. We are both very 420 friendly (completely DDF other than that). We ideally would love to find someone we can be genuine friends and ongoing sexual partners with, we aren't really looking for someone to get off with and never see again, but if you're cool and sexy enough we might entertain you just for an evening of fun!

Our kink interests are mostly in bondage, being more dominant with our lady friends and playing with a lot of toys, including some more unique stuff like a fucking machine and BadDragon toys. Generally kinky and open to exploration within limits. Big on communication of needs/wants/consent.

We're also very into general sensuality and big on aftercare and snuggling. All levels of kinkiness are welcome here!

We are pretty open-minded, and non-discriminating, this offer is not in any way limited by age, size, race, religion or anything else. We are both fully vaxxed boosted and only considering partners that are the same.

He is: 33, 6'3", long dark hair, bearded, chubby and dom leaning.

She is: 36, 5', dark hair, BBW, usually more dominant with the ladies, but wouldn't mind switching for the right gal.

This offer is ongoing; if you can see this post, we are still looking!