Hello, Reddit! I'm a fetish-friendly, intelligent, funny, podcast-listening, book-binging, charming guy who's visiting Houston later this week for a work trip. I have some time to myself and a flexible schedule, so might as well make the most of it by leaving smiles on some faces?

Let's get drinks on Saturday night (on me) and see where it goes. I have a hotel room and I don't give off creeper vibes. What more could you want? You call all the shots here. Let's talk.

Me: 38, 5'9", 150 lbs, single, well-educated, and fully vaccinated. With a nice hotel room and car, I can host or travel, and drinks/dinner would be on me. I know what subreddit I'm posting this under, and I stand by it. This is all about making YOU happy.

You: I don't have any preferences regarding age or race, and while I have a preference for curvier women, I'm more drawn to outgoing personalities. I do ask that you're also vaccinated, d/d free, and able to hold a conversation. The more kink-related stories you have, the more I'll be into you. I want to meet women who know what they want and aren't afraid to demand it.

Kinks: At home, I'm a switch with Dom tendencies. I love giving oral. (A great kiss is better than a mediocre blowjob.) I've had threesomes, taken videos, tied people up, played in public, and love engaging in sensory overload with whomever I'm with. I'm attracted to anyone who knows and appreciates that about me. Maybe you want to hear about all the things I've done? I love to share. Other things I enjoy include (but are not limited to) body worship, groups, breast play, discreet situations, and moms who just need a goddamn break from life. I keep a lot of secrets, and I will keep yours.

If you want a response, send me: Your age, some information about you, what I could do to make a meeting memorable for you, any pics you're comfortable sending, and (why not) your favorite book so I know you read this whole thing.

Thanks for reading. I can't wait to play with you. And also you. You too.