Me: 43 but get mistaken for 28 too often. Tall at 6'1". 175lbs and built like a runner/rock climber. Married for a long time, content, happy, sustainable, we have found a pleasant balance. Not a dead bedroom. She grounds me in a healthy way. I'm never leaving. Kids, whom love beyond all measure. Career. House. Blah blah; the American dream personified. Fun. Witty. Warm. Fit. Handsome. Clean. 95% a good man. And, if you knew me IRL, you would be shocked I'm here posting something like this. I know and follow the rules of how all this works.

You: Married. Kids. Content/happy. No inclination to ever leave your world. Fit (whatever that means for you). Witty. Dark humor a plus. Even better if you are jaded but still hopeful. Good relationship with husband. The unicorn that makes me believe in magic again. Yet, you are looking for something just for you; a guilty pleasure. Others have their favorite TV shows to binge; perhaps they are avid readers.

But you crave something more visceral: an interactive erotic novel that spins you up so quickly and thoroughly that it takes your breath away - and lets you smile your real smile. An experience that lets you indulge in lust once again. But also easily paused, like putting down a book, to make sure real life is settled.

Discretion is critical.

Can't believe I'm posting this. But, sometimes... fuck... I just crave to lay between a woman's open legs and use my tongue in the most intimate way, her hands in my hair, feeling her body tense, listening to her moan as the pleasure builds until she finds bliss of shocking intensity; her gasp, the way her legs tremble, her wetness soaking my soft beard, my thumbs caressing the sides of her wet softness as my tongue create art with her body, until orgasm crashes into her wave after wave - and you feel one with the universe.

Flirty texts. Calls of erotic energy. Building that lust until that first touch... when the world fades and it's pure carnal indulgence.

Or maybe l'm crazy and stupid to even consider this and potentially risk my world.

…..fuck…..