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49 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Blood hound seeking red wings
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Westley-Asyouwish is a male age 49 looking for a female in Los Angeles, CA
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The stars have aligned! My beautiful playmate/AP started her period yesterday, and I finally get to see her tomorrow!

But, that also got me thinking how rarely (pardon the expression) the stars align because of our schedules and opsec.

Hence, here I am. I love love love to eat, but especially on those "rare" occasions I get to share with Aunt Flo. And seeing how hard it is for me (pardon the expression, again) to get this treat, I thought I'd see if anyone else is interested!

About you: Maybe you're curious, but a little self conscious. That is totally OK! I will do everything I can to put you at ease, and make sure you enjoy the experience. After all, this only helps with cramps if you get the big O. If you're worried about a possible mess, no fear, I can host! Let's chat about your concerns, and see what I can do to help!

Or, maybe you already know how awesome it is to get eaten out this time of month, but your partner isn't into it. I can help! I am totally discrete, and as I mentioned, I can host!

About me: 49, 5'10, hwp, ddf, vaxxed and boosted, educated, professional, recently separated. 🙁 Looking for mindless eating to distract me.

I work from home and can be flexible-ish with advance notice during the day, ie not yoga flexible, but I can touch my toes. 🙂

I usually brush my tooth and comb my mullet at least once a week, but for you I will make sure I look and smell my best! And of course, I will be clean shaven. Because, ouch. Especially after an hour. 😉

I am totally respectful of limits, no reciprocation required. I just want to taste you and hear you make lots of happy noises.

If this sounds appealing/intriguing, let's chat! I know I need to make you feel comfortable and secure for me to hear your enjoyment, and I am happy to do whatever it takes. 🙂

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Age
49
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a female
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