First thing's first, our ages are 36 and 26. I worried that putting 2 ages in the title would anger the bot that filters the titles!
In any case: birthday guy here. Hoping to find some extra fun on this most sacred of days!
A bit about us each!
I'm tall and thin, bald with a salt and pepper beard (it's a good look in case you didn't know). I'm a bit silly and have a relatively dry sense of humor. Overly romantic at heart and believe oral to be the finest art there is. It is my favorite thing on Earth (next to breast play and making out, and then maybe pumpkin cookies) and I would love to spend a chunk of today doing my favorite activity.
She is a smaller BBW, big butt, super cute and more silly than I am. Sweet and caring and loves film (but secretly loves trash TV, don't tell anyone). Not terribly experienced with girls herself but LOVES watching me with women.
So come over! Relax! Have fun getting eaten out by me and passing me between yourself and another cute girl. No pressure for anything else, though we're open to just about anything! It'd be nice to find a regular friend but just as nice to have an all-you-can-eat birthday!
We're clean, drug/disease/drama free, vaccinated for all the things, and pretty good hosts! We have cats and a nice couch so it's hard to be a better host than that.
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