I thought it would be fun to offer complimentary orgasm(s) to any woman in the Chicago area in need of a mind-altering, toe curling, back arching, and body shivering induced endorphin release.
Maybe you're just bored at home? Maybe you've always wanted to have someone go down on you during a work call? Maybe you're recovering from a night out and need an endorphin release to get you through the day? Or perhaps you're just horny and really looking for release - regardless, it's your orgasm so choose how you want it.
Your suitor is 5'9", 170 lbs ("dad bod" in today's parlance), conventionally handsome, blue eyes, witty, and an easy conversationalist.
Will keep this short, but put your favorite sexual position in the subject line of your response so I know you're real.
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