A few things to point out from the onset:

• I live in London, UK
• You can be located anywhere with the necessary willingness to travel
• I've chosen Maine as the location because I've always wanted to visit. Maine isn't, however, the be all and end all and I'm happy to consider other locations - even countries.
• My preference is for American ladies but don't let that hold you back from sharing your interest

This post is a huge deal in more ways than one. It's huge in the respect of what I'm hoping to achieve and it's huge in the respect it's something I've wanted to do for years but, for one reason or another, have never been able to.

Our accommodation must be a log cabin and should have the following features/amenities: fire pit, views (ideally from the bedroom) of water, a comfy sofa, a super comfy bed, decent bed linen, powerful shower and WiFi. Not an exhaustive list but things that are important to me.

Activities throughout our stay will include: hiking, getting lost, being silly, laughing, eating, drinking, driving, staring in awe, sitting by camp fires, seeking waterfalls, lounging around, learning about each other, debating, sharing and (your) orgasms.

So, about me? I'm a 36 and live in London. I'm a home-owner with a job I enjoy. Four(ish) years I made a career change and simultaneously decided to 'restart' my life - putting myself out there, taking better care of myself, ridding myself of toxic people in my life and generally doing things I wouldn't have contemplated doing before. I very much enjoy the usual things in life but I also have a passion for the mundane and quirky.

What's this got to do with muffdiving? Well, muffdiving will take place as often as physically possible throughout our stay - after hike/before hike - during hike - in a remote location under a starlit sky - in bed - on the couch - by the fire pit - wherever, whenever, however - I will be eating you out. A lot.