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I was going to go to the Jets game today, but I just don't feel like trekking out to New Jersey to get stoned, watch my team lose, and travel home telling myself that this is what being a fan is.
I think I'd rather stay in and go down on pretty people.
I'm a 5'10" thicc boi in Bushwick who loves making out (optional), witty banter (optional), and eating pussy (I mean, that's why we're here). Apparently the baby blue eyes looking up at you from between your thighs is a selling point I sometimes forget to include. I talk about sex & dating for a living though sometimes they let me tell jokes in front of people. My prized possession is a framed poster of Susan Sarandon covered in porn star signatures.
Would prefer to host, but can also drive to you. We can get to know each other and put the game on and hang or we can get right to it. Just let me know in your reply if you have a preference!
Open to late morning, afternoon, and tonight.
This is my real profile, so you can snoop away!
PM me with a g-rated pic, your favorite thing about yourself, where you get your news, and a compliment.
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