‘Tis the season of giving, and I bring good tidings of great joy. Of course by “good tidings” I mean my tongue and by “great joy” I mean making you orgasm.

During this crazy, and frankly shitty, year I have been craving to go down on a cute girl. It’s been a really long time since I’ve done anything, so help me help you! I want to give your clit the attention it deserves.

I live south of the city and I can travel a bit. I’m not in the best position to host, but if you can’t host either then we can find a hotel between us if you’re comfortable with that. Whatever works for you works for me, and if I absolutely have to host I’ll see what I can do. We can figure out the details in a message if you’re interested!

Here’s a bit about me: * I’m 28, about 5’8, and I have some NSFW pics of me in my post history. I’m a bigger guy. * I don’t do drugs, I don’t smoke, and I don’t have any diseases sexual or otherwise. I take my personal hygiene seriously if that’s something you care about. Also, I have been practicing safe social distancing throughout the pandemic. * I think I’m pretty normal and down to earth, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’m kind of into nerdy stuff, but I also like watching sports and working out. I can be a little shy at first, but I warm up to people quickly. * I expect NOTHING in return. I certainly won’t turn down some reciprocation, but I won’t pressure you into it. I won’t even ask for it. This is all about you. Honestly just knowing you’re satisfied will be more than good enough for me.

So what am I looking for? * I’m not too picky. Ideally I’d like to be attracted to you, but I’m a fan of many body types. Curvy? Thin? somewhere in between? It’s all good to me. * be around my age. I’m fine with younger to an extent, but I’d rather not be with someone too much older than me. Just a personal preference! * I expect you to be DDF. If you smoke weed that’s fine, but anything more hardcore than that is a dealbreaker. Please be someone who has been taking social distancing and the pandemic seriously. * I will ask you to verify that you’re real. I don’t care if you’re verified by some mod on this subreddit or any other subreddit. I will ask for verification of my own. That is non negotiable.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that you feel safe and comfortable at all times. Have any limits? I will absolutely respect them. No longer feeling comfortable around me for any reason what so ever? Just say the word and I will leave you alone. No questions asked. That should all go without saying but these days you can never be too safe.

So if you’re interested feel free to shoot me a message whenever. For some reason Reddit doesn’t like to give me notifications anymore, so if I take a little while to get back to you that’s why!

Thank you for reading :)