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26 [M4F] #Boston To Whom It May Concern: A Muffdive Resume
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brightonguy22 is a male age 26 looking for a female in Boston
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To Whom It May Concern:

I hereby submit the following resume with the aim to secure a position utilizing my skills and experience in the form of muff diving. I seek open minded individuals who have a desire and innate need to be pleased and pampered to the fullest of my abilities.

Relevant Information

  • 26 years old
  • Male
  • 6'2"
  • 175 lbs
  • Good Hygiene
  • DDF
  • Non-smoker
  • At least average looks, at least a B on a grading scale (but you can be the judge)

Skills

  • Tantalizing tounguesmanship
  • Finger skills to match
  • Gives good massages
  • Can provide pleasure tirelessly until fully satisfied
  • Loves to cuddle
  • Good cook (let me know if you want something!)

Education

  • Trained for 15 years in professional music
  • As they say about guitarists...I know how to finger
  • As they say about drummers...I've got good rhythm
  • As they say about trumpets...I'm quite good with my tongue
  • And as they say about saxes...I can finger and tongue at the same time

Diving Conditions I Can Provide

  • Private, one bedroom apartment
  • Accessible by the T
  • Safe, comfortable, no pressure environment
  • Endless snacks
  • A bed, sofa, table, chair(s), and/or face to sit on

Benefits for the Dive-e

  • Orgasms
  • All focus is on you
  • Did I mention snacks?
  • I also eat ass if you're into that
  • Kinky if you're into it

Desired Attributes of Employer

  • Any legal age
  • Any race
  • Any body type
  • Enthusiastic about oral
  • DDF
  • Good Hygiene

If interested, please inquire within via a direct message. I will also be in the DC area for the holidays if anyone is interested!

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a male
Age
26
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a female
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