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28 [M4F] Uber Eats But Instead Of Eating In, You Get Eaten Out! #Boston Sunday
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First of all I'm trademarking that title so don't get any ideas about creating a mobile box-munching service without first consulting me ;)
In all seriousness, I am a down to earth white guy that can drive to you, pick you up, and eat you out in my car. If you have some privacy in your home/hotel I can deliver the cunnilingus to your room as well, no contactless delivery option at this time :O
I will be available for the better part of the day tomorrow, send me a message that includes:
-The date of your last muff dive -Your age and physical description (don’t want to pick up the wrong customer, now THAT would be awkward -Your city/town/neighborhood -When TOMORROW (SUNDAY) you are available for delivery
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