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42 [M4F] #Toronto. Do you want to see my Olympic gold medal for muff diving?
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Teeandoranges is a male age 42 looking for a female in Toronto
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You may remember me from such fine posts as "male seeking canoe" and "It's in you to give" (a less wholesome version of those tear-jerking Sarah McLaughlin ASCPA commercials... it wasn't my tears that needed jerking... badum tss)

The last time I posted I think our mayor was smoking crack. Remember that? That was great.

Having found success here before, the muff diving itch has returned.

About me:

Early 40s. Fit. Funny. Kinda cute. Wikked smaart. Extremely high sex drive and fairly uninhibited.

Who I'm looking for:

A woman. I don't care how old you are. You think you're attractive. Confidence goes a long way. Isn't looking for a relationship. Just a good time. Maybe a few good times. Doesn't have COVID and is using their brain in this pandemic.

If you have interest, please respond with a 1,000 word essay on why the US abandoned the gold standard in 1971. Double-spaced with citations in MLA format. Please find a way to mention your favourite sexual positions in your arguments. Thank you.

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Profile updated: 4 days ago
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4 years ago