So a farmer buys a talking sheep dog. First day on the job, dog gets all the sheep into the pens clean as can be.
He reports back to the farmer "Sir! All 40 sheep are present and accounted for!"
The farmer's confused "wait a second, I only have 37 sheep, what happened here?"
The dog replies "Sir! You said my job was to round them up."
Now you just need a good orgasm for comparison!
The particulars:
5'8" stocky Dad bod. I've been described as "fluffy buff," but I'll let you decide: [VERIFIED]https://imgur.com/a/D8zzA6x
Currently sporting a plague beard, but am willing to shave
I genuinely enjoy a good dive. Getting you off is all I'm looking for, but I am open to reciprocation or more if the vibe is right.
Recent STI results required. My last test was 6/10/20. Yours should be around there as well.
I can travel to you or provide a hotel room. I can host given enough lead time.
Be okay with me being married. My wife knows and encourages this hobby.
It would be awesome if you are okay with pictures or videos including at least me. I will be sharing these with my wife only.
I've had some success in the past and would like to continue that streak. I would be happy to point you to a review if you're interested. Looking forward to hearing from you!
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