I just realized that on top of being Valentine's Day, it is a long weekend so if Valentine's Day doesn't work, would be open to doing something Sunday night or Monday and taking advantage of the day off.

Anyways, I suppose if you're on this sub, you're likely single. So if you'd like some company in the form of a warm body and a perfectly placed tongue, then perhaps we should chat. It would be nice to lose ourselves in the dead of winter for however fleeting a moment it may be.

I'm happy to make this as romantic or unromantic as possible. If you want to go on a 'date,' get dressed up, find whatever reservation we can, I'll pick you up with a Valentine's Day card and give you flowers and chocolate (ice cream and donuts). We can go to dinner, drinks, get flirty, maybe a little handsy. Eventually go back to one of our places.

Or perhaps you've had a long week. It's Friday and you don't feel like going out (or even changing out of sweatpants or yoga pants for that matter). I'll come over discreetly (put a had on like Joe from You because apparently that makes you invisible), I'll go down on you. Help you relax after a stressful week and you can be a pillow princess for however long you want/need.

Or we can do something in the middle. Go to a crappy dive bar or just hang out at one of our apartments. I can cook us dinner (read: order takeout unless you want scrambled eggs). Have snacks and wine. I'm a connoisseur of bad to mediocre rom coms. We can watch that before, during or after any shenanigans while eating ice cream.

I don't know, we can do any or all of it. The world is our oyster...and I just want your clam. I promise the puns from here on out get way better by being way worse. But like I said, am obviously free Friday night but also happy to do it on Sunday night because it sounds like a fun Sunday night or even daytime fun on Monday since there is something a little extra naughty about playing during the day, especially a weekday.

Little about me: 6' with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. In decent shape. DDF and GGG. Kink friendly. Live in Williamsburg. Happy to send pics and verify. Also have interests and whatnot that we can discuss over chat or in person but wouldn't want to bore you with those.

Well Happy Valentine's Day and Happy 3-day weekend.