Good evening muffs of Dublin and the greater East coast area! I hope you’re fabulous tonight.
Allow me introduce myself. I am a tongue that’s somewhat under utilised, looking to take on a position bringing regular satisfaction to those in need. I’m polite and well-behaved, and enjoy wagging through discussions on history, tech, politics, geography, sociology, transportation theory or any other vaguely geeky subject. I enjoy meeting and getting to know other tongues, sharing the taste of a few beers and then stealing a quick feel. But I’m best in the company of a tasty muff like your good selves, and hoping to make a new acquaintance.
I enjoy meeting muffs alone, though I also sometimes enjoy bringing along my friends - a strong pair of arms who enjoy long cuddles, palms that enjoy tender caress, and proficient fingers that work well with me in bringing delight to you lovely muffs.
Unfortunately I’m kinda stuck with this guy. He’s 35, and perfectly pleasant, y’know? Kinda tall-ish, a bit skinny, has nice eyes I guess? I can’t really shake him, though, so we just come as a package for now. Hope you’re ok with that. I’ll try to keep him on his best behaviour and everything.
If the right muff gets in touch I’m sure that we could set up something ongoing, which would be ideal. But every journey starts with the first lick, so let’s begin there.
Oh, and to answer the inevitable question - how does a tongue type all this? Ipad, stylus, flexibility and concentration. Simple.
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