<Squints at title> Ok, looks like I got the tags right this time... See my post history for previous disasters in identifying my gender. Regardless of anything said previous, though, I’m a male, and I’d welcome contact from anyone of any identity from female to attack-helicopter, though being equipped with a vagina would presumably help the muff-diving part go down easier...

So, hello Dublin! Welcome to the long weekend. Kick your shoes off, settle back into the sofa. Sure, why not pour yourself a glass of something nice as well?

It’s that time of year where the nights are drawing in, but our blessed overlords have seen fit to compensate us with a whole extra day away from the desk in order to celebrate the bringing of the harvest and the coming of winter in traditional fashion by hiding behind the sofa and pretending to be out when the doorbell rings.

Wouldn’t you like to have something enjoyable to do while you’re back there? Something to take your mind off those poor kids who are going away sweetie-less?

Well, let’s see about finding something to fill that hole then. Specifically my tongue. I believe that you will find it willing and rather able, and suitably accompanied by the work of my fingers. If nothing else we should be able to produce a soundtrack of suitably Halloween-appropriate screams (NB, the good kind - no murdering please) to keep the neighbours happy.

Me - 35, professional, reasonably tall and fairly skinny, though I’m starting to develop a little bit of a middle-aged podge. But everything is there and functional - except my hair which took a leave of absence a while ago and hasn’t been interested in being enticed back since. Sexually I like passion, kissing, and a slow build-up, but with a good furious ending to the adventure.

You - somewhere in your 30s or 40s maybe? Negotiable on that. Easy going and able to laugh at yourself and others. Up for a drink or coffee before getting to the fun stuff, but with an enjoyment for getting jiggy with it. Body type - other than a vagina that’s suitably interested in meeting my mouth - unimportant. All welcome.

Let me know if this sounds up your street and let’s make this a long weekend to remember!