So it's Sunday morning, drinking coffee looking forward to a day with friends checking out music when I decide to check reddit to make sure I still didn't get any replies to my raomd post (I didn't lol) when u/throwawayforbaes appears with a post too cool to pass by, aimlessly horny. Two friends picking the finalists for the star of the show? A body to die for in the post history? I was compelled to reply, which I did, fully expecting to be refreshing reddit on my phone all day for naught when I should be grooving to the music.

Au contraire, the selection committee replied! After a brief few messages of the friendliest interrogation, luck stayed with me as I advanced to the finals and was granted throwawayforbaes snapchat. Umm, I don't have snapchat, better get snapchat lol.

I introduce myself in my snapchat vid debut and the finals are underway! Get lucky again as the judge/grand prize has to charge her phone, so I get to check out the band a bit. Things progress well...I feel like it's a war of attrition with the other finalists as to who will fumble first, and it's anyones treasure to taste! Back home after the show, and we have a close call over beard/no beard pic confusion that could have led to a catfish ejection (yikes!). Luck holds again, and despite all the odds I emerge victorious. With the hour getting late and bae comfy in her pjs we agree to meet at her 4 star hotel room in lower manhattan to claim my prize...and what a prize it is! Hat tip Joe Strummer!

After a most pleasant conversation over a mug of sparkling wine while I admire the view of this extremely smart and sexy sprawled on the bed. Her body language tells me she wants her pleasure, and my mouth is watering for my prize, so I caress her softly before leaning in for the kiss. But just a few, perhaps rushing but her beautiful breasts and succulent nipples give a sirens call I can't resist. Bae doesn't seem to mind as I massage, kiss, and suck on her tits. I know I'm rushing again but fuck it, a few more kisses on her soft thighs and belly and it's time to commence with the main event. Bae is aroused and sensitive to the first glances of my tongue on, in, and around her delicious pussy. Jackpot! I am in ecstasy as we go on a muffdiving ride of licking, sucking, slurping, and 1-2-3 fingering of her masterpiece of a muff. Gushing orgasms ensue, we lost count, and I need a breather and bae kindly asks for my cock. Little guy has been up and down like a elevator for 45 minutes while I worshipped pussy and he is currently on the first floor. Bae wastes no time taking me in her mouth for the team, her warm mouth and spry tongue feel amazing yet I can't get past second floor. First bad luck all day! We relax and cuddle while bae massages my balls and runs her fingers over my chest. So so nice. I'm soon fiending for seconds and another round of breast and pussy worship commences to our mutual delight. Lost track orgasms later back in cuddle position, my cock show signs of life and I can gratefully finally deliver the fucking bae desires. She hops and assumes the doggy position while I grab the condom. Despite how tight bae is I fit like a glove. I find her spot, she finds all my spots, I get the all clear that I don't need to last and cum euphorically hard fairly quickly.

More pleasant convo, cuddling, and ball/breast rubbing when I think to check the time. 1 am, work tomorrow, it's about that time and I bid bae adieu and safe travels. Not 15 minutes later in the car I regret not asking for thirds but that's just being greedy. Maybe next time this superstar is in NY I'll get that chance.

To bae and her two very cool wing-women, I thank you and hope you enjoyed it half as much as I did! - Miss Universe