(Post is in a q and a format. It has been a boring night).

Q: So what are you doing in NYC?

Me: I am conducting interviews with people attending a divorce party. I think the dynamics of...

Q: ... Excuse me... A what... Divorce party? ... Wtf is that?

Me: I'm a junior professor teaching a summer class entitled "Society and Rituals". Divorce parties are a thing it seems...

Q: Ok. So you write about things that crazy White people do with their lives.

Me: Exactly.

Q: Why are you in RAOMD?

Me: Before you ask... Not for research. Just for some fun between the sheets. After the divorce garden brunch party, I will be free to have some evening fun. I'm in my fuck-me-40s so sex is one good way to relax.

Q: So what kind of diver are you looking for?

Me: An experienced, ddf, and fun gentleman around my age. I am attracted to certain types of looks and combination of traits but can find many people attractive. Also, diver must be a man that really likes to dive in and feast. Reciprocation is on the table after I get mine. Ladies first!

Q: So what should a potential diver do?

Me: Simple steps, really... 1. Read my past postings for a description and nsfw pictures. If you are not about chonky girls, move along and have a good day. 2. DM with a few things about yourself. I am here this Saturday evening only so you might not get a response without a SFW picture and a few words about yourself. Not interested in going to kik or snap to get your picture. If you can't use imgur or a pic hosting website, then maybe RAOMD is not for you.

Q: Anything else?

Me: I prefer the RAOMD diver to host. Not interested in chatting. It doesn't do anything for me. Also, my last two NYC encounters were 👎 so I may end up not choosing anyone unless I'm convinced they will do a good job.