Edit to update as of 4/1: Los Angeles brought their A-game! Thanks, y'all!

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TLDR; Into eating pussy with no hope that you are gonna get your dick sucked in return?!? Hit me up. 

(Special note: I first posted this request as a San Francisco-specific post a couple of weeks ago, but I'm going to be in Los Angeles for one night on 3/28 and want to see if those SoCal boys can do it better :))

I'm a friendly, normally very sweet woman who wants to be a extremely selfish pillow princess who makes a man work hard to please her. 

Me: White, 5'8", thick (180 lbs) with tits and ass, gin-lover, reasonably normal person, and a little irritated with the shit that women still have to put up with in the year 2019. I do not live in LA. Just visiting.

You: Mid-20s-late-40s, easy going, eager to please, and willing to play along with my pillow princess fantasy. Bonus points for good beards and good jokes. ;) 

This isn't for everyone, but I'm looking for that small section of guys who, for whatever reason, are willing to focus on me and ignore their own body's need for release. Is this you? 

What I need from you: I need to know that you are genuinely down with making my pleasure a priority, that you are safe, and that you understand consent and are cool with not moving forward if I'm just not feeling it with you. Likewise, we obviously won't move forward if you're not feeling it either. I'll prioritize men who provide a photo (I've got G-rated pics to share) and who express that they understand that their cock is staying in their pants during this encounter and that they are not only cool with that, but, hey, for whatever reason, they are excited about it!

I am open to your mouth, hands, and maybe a toy being used on my pussy. You can stimulate my tits too with your hands and mouth, as that often helps me get my juices flowing. If you have a friend that wants to join in, (one of you on tits, the other on pussy? Or maybe the two of you in direct competition to see who can make me the happiest?), I could be convenienced.

Depending on what you enjoy, (ok, I'll give you, like, a tiny bit of joy), I could be verbal with you -- encouraging you ("That feels sooooo good. Thank you for eating my pussy. I'm so lucky."), talking dirty ("eat my slutty cunt"), or being mean, ("you'll never eat pussy good enough to convince a girl to actually touch your dick you fucking looser"). I could ignore you completely, (hello me staring at my phone while you attempt to pleasure me!), I could focus 100 percent on you, or I could split my focus between enjoying you and, say, porn playing in the background.

Right now, my pussy is at full bush, but I would trim it for the right guy who convinces me that he needs it trimmed to do his best job possible. 

Maybe you feel shitty about a time you didn't make sure the woman you were with was taken care of, maybe you are desperate for a woman to tell you that you're doing a good job at something, maybe you get pleasure from being the giver or from your own release being withheld, maybe you're just bored and want to see how this plays out...? I'm open to many possible reasons!

Shoot me a message if you'd be curious to see if we're a match. You should be down for a pre-pillow "should-we-actually-do-this?" drink where you show off that you're chivalrous outside of the bedroom too.