About a month or so ago now I discovered this reddit, went out on a whim and posted an appeal. I’d searched to see if anyone near by had been posting and found extremely little and thus wasn’t really expecting much of a result… boy was I mistaken!

Myself and the guy below exchanged a few messages on reddit before switching over to whatsapp. I requested he write up the details for you all partially because I’m shy and not so great with description and partially because I wanted to continue the fun and get myself off to his words but I’ll include a little myself… The redditor in question opened up the conversation with me by referencing a whole bunch of toys. As it is, I’m honestly not a fan of the vast majority of sex toys and almost always prefer a tongue. I wanted to try some new and slightly more unusual ones, but we did definitely find that R’s tongue worked best for me. We already have another date set & I also have had another success post I might try write up, so thank you Reddit <3 I enjoyed myself more than this post is probably letting on, but as I’ve just told him, I’m accepting that I was never meant to be an erotic fiction writer.

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[28M] I sent the first message introducing myself and advertising a number of toys available to bring to what was hopefully going to be our meet. Muliercula very quickly replied with interest and we were off to a good start, plenty of back and forth eventually leading on to swapping IM details. I opened up about my relationship status (long-term recently open) and described exacly how I imagined the afternoon would go. A date was set and we agreed to meet for a coffee and chat.

On the fateful day I rushed into the centre, arriving slightly late to the coffee shop to be greeted by a surprisingly tall and gorgeous brunette with sparkling blue eyes. We hadn't swapped pictures before meeting, so to say I was blown away was an understatement. After a long chat we decided to head back to her apartment and begin the debauchery I had promised.

Upon arrival I unpacked the various toys and massage oil, and we stripped off with Muliercula leading the way onto her bed. I whipped out the oil and started gently massaging her shoulders and back, slowly moving downwards then lightly dragging my fingertips back up. Eventually I worked my way down to her tight little bum as she was getting more and more responsive to the light strokes, then grazing her pussy and moving onto her thighs. When thoroughly relaxed and turned on she flipped over, revealing barbells piercing a perfect pair of perky breasts. I couldn't resist and we kissed. Again, I slowly made my way down her body, this time with my lips until reaching her beautifully smooth pussy.

After what seemed like no time at all, Muliercula's body began quivering and I decided to pause the action to introduce toy number one, a rabbit. For a few minutes we played around like this, the vibrations slightly under her clit and my tongue caressing around and above. Remembering earlier chats I set aside the rabbit and began massaging her g-spot until the quivering got violent and the muttering started. We slowed things down and attempted to use the magic wands I had brought but they weren’t really doing much for M, who instead made it clear that she wanted reciprocation and more play. The next 20 minutes is a blur of sex, blowjobs and 69 before I finally decide it's time to make her cum. [Haha I had definitely already orgasmed by this point, once maybe even twice.] We lie down and I begin again using a combination of tongue and fingers, her quivering and moaning growing until her legs grip my head tightly and her body convulses. We flop down exhausted.

Once recovered we pulled out a laptop to share travel tips. Some genuinely great money saving advice was interrupted by us both slowly getting closer and closer until we kissed again. I push her onto the bed for round 2. More of the same, more of the quivering, more of the moaning. This time it's much quicker but just as violent. I crawl up beside her and we both slowly recover whilst cuddling.

At this point we call it a day, I need to get back and Muliercula needs to get ready for a night out. With a schoolboy grin on my face I walk back to the car, ready to regale my partner with the details of my adventure and begin a whole new one at home...