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[M4F] #Toronto: An Un-be-muffable deal too good to pass up!
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Teeandoranges is a male looking for a female in Toronto
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[Cue the annoying infomercial announcer's voice... roll images of sexually frustrated women]

Are you tired of going to bed without having orgasmed? Is your trusty vibrator just not doing it for you anymore?

Well folks, I have the answer for you! Try muff-diving with Teeandoranges!

Scientific independent research has shown that muff-diving with Teeandoranges can provide you with the satisfaction you desire. Muff-diving with Teeandoranges includes:

- Variable settings (slow, medium, fast)

- Flexible positions

- Additional features (tongue, fingers)

- An attractive, highly durable package with slight muscular frame

But wait... there's more!!!

Act now and the first caller will receive a complementary penile insertion. That's right, folks. You heard me right. A penile insertion at no extra cost! What an un-be-muffable deal!*

Limited quantities available. Act now!

Satisfaction guaranteed or else Teeandoranges will refund your Uber fare!

*Not mandatory. Consensual services only.

This has been a paid advertisement by Teeandoranges, a division of MuffCo.

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Account Age
6 years
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Profile updated: 4 days ago
Posts updated: 1 year ago
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a male
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a female
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Posted
6 years ago