So much success!

Sorry, it has taken me so long to write this update – I have been swamped with obligations; though this encounter is now treasured in my spank bank.

As you all remember, I posted an ad for someone to relieve me from the pent up sexual frustration from being in a dead bedroom marriage. Many of you responded; very flattering for a girl who hasn’t had sex in awhile. Out of 250, I chose around 20; meaning, 8 percent received a response from me. As my ad stated, responders that did not follow the rules would be fed to the Killer Bunnies; but those that were good and followed instructions would be rewarded with an interview.

I sent all of these 20 a questionnaire and many of them quite well. I had another round of interviews and ended up with five. However, I could only choose one.

The chosen person, I refer to him as "T", did everything right. (Potential muffdivers – take note). First, T provided me with directions on how he would be sharing pictures. I also looked at his post history and noticed that he would be into my body type.

He also answered the following questions in a way that made me place him in the top 5 almost immediately:

• Is this your first Reddit experience? • When was the last time you had sex? • What is your muffdiving technique? • Why are you responding to my ad? • What attracts you most physically in a woman? • What do you do for work? For fun? • What do you think of our current president? • What are your kinks? • Describe your best sexual experience; your worst. • What do you think of squirting? • Why should I choose you from the others?

He never badgered me once about when I would be making my decision; neither was he asking for nudes. Also, T was not sending either overly doctored pictures of himself pumping in front of a mirror, his chest or very old pictures (i.e., photos from the year that George Michael got caught in an LA bathroom). One of his photographs was also quite cute and showed him at the end of the workday, tired and ready for it to be over.

He was also very specific about asking me what I wanted and not once was asking me what I would do in return. (A friend of mine had a terrible experience with a RAOMD who she had to turn away because he immediately went to shove his dick in her and forgot it was a RAOMD). He did not immediately tell me what the size of his cock was either – I mean, it is a RAOMD and by sending me a message with your cock stats just makes me think that all you want is to get your cock wet.

After I sent him my response, we exchanged telephone numbers, and we texted back and forth, going from PG 13 to very steamy NSFW languages and pictures.

The day of our meeting, I had a few complications with my lodgings and ended up in a horrible hotel. I felt utterly embarrassed of hosting him in my room. However, my selected muffdiver was gracious enough to look past that. He even joked about it with me afterward. He also waited for me half an hour after our stated time since I needed to dry my hair.

We began by sitting on the bed, drinking the wine he brought and just talking and learning a bit about each other. As soon as I placed my bare legs (I was wearing a short baby doll and a small robe) on his side, he asked me if it was ok for him to touch them. I nodded, dumbly, because he was incredibly sexy and good-looking. Aside from having a handsome face with expressive eyes, he had dark hair (which turned me on even more imaging how hairy he was somewhere else) and had an air of an effortless coolness and easygoingness to him. Whether he knew he was that good-looking or had that effect on me, it did not matter as he kept on focusing on me and asking questions about what I wanted.

After he started touching my face, he leaned in for a kiss, and I was done. Fuck! I was wet since the time we began texting but now... He spent some time on my tits (which I had told him there were very sensitive) and then went down there.

All I got to say is WOW. He worked me with his tongue and hands, and I had me gushing. He went on for awhile – I gushed once more, and I think I blacked out for a few seconds after that. After that, I asked to please let me have fun with him, and I got to play with his beautiful cock. (I have a thing about being a sub, and I asked him to paint my tits with his cum).

After that, he went ahead and started fucking me – slowly a first because I am a bit of a tight fit. After I came (which is rare for me to cum from penetration) he went down there and started eating me again. How hot is that!? I lost count of how many times we either fucked and gave each other oral. During our breaks between rounds, I would put on a tank top and panties, but he made sure to tease me enough to have me change underwear. He made me feel so good that I even asked him to fill my third hole (wink, wink) while he called me a good girl. ( I am still thinking of this!)

We took a more extended break, and I had Mexican delivered to our room. Right after he ate his tacos, he went ahead and ate mine again. We spent another hour fooling around before he had to leave. We will be meeting again next week, hopefully.

So RAOMD ladies – it works… but make sure to have some protocol when choosing people. There will be a lot of responses but make sure that you look at all of the things the muffdiver has to offer.

1. I felt that some guys were sending pics of their pecs and chests (or their peckers) just to get their ego pumped. Many of these guys would be considered conventionally good-looking so you need to look at the whole package.

2. Also, watch out for those that are trying to waste your time (not local but still wanting to talk), those who wish to get just nudes, and those who think this is their encounter.

3. Check post histories as it can tell you a lot from that person; these posts helped me steer clear of creeps or people that were not going to be right for my RAOMD experience.

4. As for pictures, if the person is hesitant to share pics in kik or snap, then let them go. It is a muff’s market after all, and you do not need to be coddling anyone. As for your safety, I recommend you to share pics via Snapchat or a medium that allows maximum control of your pics.

5. Also, meet people on your turf and make sure you have a couple of safe people that will check in on you and stay nearby. I did not do the first checking out meeting, but that should be a must for everyone.

Again, thanks “T.” You were a model muffdiver and will definitely do you again!

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