Hey hey, looks like the terrible title pun got your attention - mission accomplished :) So, now that I’ve got you here, let’s get into a little bit about me, and why a lovely woman who’s browsing this sub might want to get to know me.

So, hi! Thanks for reading. I'm a 38 y/o submissive straight-ish guy in New York. I'm 5'10 and 170 with a solid dad bod, brown hair and eyes and a short trimmed beard. Eat clean, good hygiene, polite and respectful, generally handsome, laid-back and chill, and a decent guy to spend some time around. So, what’s the catch?

Well, if I can let you in on a little secret…I’m very much on the small side downstairs. Over time this unfortunate little fact has molded me into a very, very obedient, pliable and submissive boy. Because I’m lacking the toolset to make a woman happy the “traditional” way, I’ve developed quite an oral fixation over the years. This comes along with a host of other kinks that I’m very happy to talk about if you want, but what’s probably most relevant to you reading this is that I’m absolutely slavering to satisfy you with my mouth. That obviously involves the primary bits, but if you like it eaten from the back, I’ll hungrily polish your pucker until it sparkles like the Hope Diamond. And if you’re the dominant type who savors the idea of subjugating a desperate, pathetic plaything, then you’re going to totally drive me wild and have me eating out of your…hands.

So, I think that pretty much covers what I’m all about. I’m generally into quick public meets like coffee or a drink to gauge chemistry, and then hopping into a nearby hotel room for the fun part, but I’m very open to hear what you have in mind. Your safety and comfort is #1, 2, and 3 in my book, so I’m very much down to chat a while and get to know each other before committing to anything.

If you made it this far, I’m thrilled and I hope you’ll reach out!