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50 [M4F] #Chicago - To Live Deliciously In the Western Suburbs
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vikingesque is a male age 50 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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Full-disclosure this is a naughty from neglect, dead bedroom post. If you're not looking for a married man it's definitely not for you. If you are: I'm a big (5 '11), burly (squishy but strong), broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled blasphemer. 

That being said: There's nothing I enjoy more than delivering orgasms using only my fingers and face. I love this more than the smell of printer's ink, the tattoo of heavy rain on the window, discovering a new portmanteau, cookie dough, pentagrams and throwing devil-horns. Even more than dunking on terrible Nick Cage movies.

To that end I've long held this unrequited fantasy of an encounter in which I deliver non-reciprocal head. The proverbial "pillow princess" scenario: you cum, as many times as you like. I don't but I still leave satisfied, because that is the extent to which I enjoy giving head.

This works best if we can become friends first as I suspect friends taste better. So I'm looking for a decent conversationalist. But discretion and OPSEC are paramount and those are best sussed out by dialogue. Bohemians and succubi to the front of the line.

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50
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a female
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2 weeks ago