Here at the Muff Dive Bar & Grill, we specialize in toe-curling orgasms from oral sex without the expectation of reciprocation. We're proud of our 5-star Yelp reviews. (Check out the pinned post in my profile to read them)
Your bartender is a 42-year-old, attractive, divorced, fit, orally obsessed, normal(ish) guy seeking an ongoing pillow princess FWB. I've been told I "eat like a man who doesn’t know when he’ll get another meal," I'm pro Oxford comma and boast a 99% Wordle success rate. I've got photos in my profile, can use affect and effect correctly, and am able to host at the bar.
You can be single, married, divorced, or anywhere in between. Your status doesn't matter and all are welcome to take a seat.
To make a reservation, simply send a chat or DM. It'll be my pleasure to serve you once we've exchanged pictures and aligned on consent and preferences!
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