Note: I’ve tried this before, it went extremely well. Then I got busy, but now that I’ve got time again, it’s only fair I tried again! ;)

Let’s be real, it’s been a long, hard working year. Only fair I gave you a celebratory muff dive.

Hey there, hope you’re doing great! I’m a laid-back, fun guy who recently moved to San Francisco for work and been busy with it for a while, but I’ve got time to tr(eat) now. So, here’s a bit about me: I’m 6’0”, 170 lbs, with black hair, brown eyes, and an athletic build (I’m a regular at the gym and love being outdoors). For what it's worth (this shouldn’t matter since this is a no reciprocal muff dive subreddit), yes, I’m well-endowed, and if the vibe’s right, I’d be happy to share both SFW and NSFW photos.

While I enjoy some adventurous fun here on Reddit, I have a great life outside of this and like to keep the two separate – hope you can respect that! I’ve been all about work and getting settled since moving here a month ago, but now I think it’s time for some fun. I’ve had some great encounters on Reddit before, so I'm hoping SF/BayArea has some fun encounters in store for me? Discretion is key for me, and I’m open to keeping things as chill or as spicy as we both want – whether it’s a one-time thing or a FWB situation, I’m game for either.

I’ve got a pretty sweet apartment in the city where I live solo, so I can host anytime. I also drive, so meeting up is no problem at all. Honestly, I’m just looking for a fun, easygoing woman who’s got her own life together but is down for some good times. Whether it’s grabbing coffee and pillow princess treatment as I go down on you or a more wild muff dive experience (ask me about an experience I'm craving off late 😉), I’m open to wherever the vibe takes us – as long as we’re both on the same page.

All I ask is that you’re a female over 19 (age is just a number – I’ve connected with women up to 48 on reddit, so don’t be shy!). Please be DDF and take care of yourself – I do the same and would appreciate it if you do too and are HWP. I’m pretty open-minded and kinky-friendly, so we can definitely chat about what excites us both and see where it goes.

If this sounds like your kind of fun or you’re just curious to know more, don’t hesitate to reach out! I’d love to show you a great time, and who knows, maybe we’ll click. Looking forward to hearing from you!