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42 [M4F] #Maryland - It's not too late to get the best oral sex of 2024. San-tongue Claus is here for you whether you've been naughtee or nice this year.
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___NotSure___ is a male age 42 looking for a female in Maryland
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I'm a 42-year-old divorced man who's had some great success on Reddit but am looking for one last elf playdate before ringing in the new year.

Don't take my word for it - previous Reddit partners have also written up a number of success stories - I'm happy to share them with you, or you can see them in my recent posts, but I'm no longer allowed to link to them here.

I'm normal(-ish) and orally obsessed. I'm fit and attractive.

I can use two / too / to correctly and have been told I "eat like a man who doesn’t know when he’ll get another meal."

I have a 99% success rate on Wordle and support the Oxford comma.

I'd love to find an ongoing partner that I can devour. Ideally someone that I get along with for casual chit chat to pass the time between meet ups. I recently got a dog so my camera roll is full of pictures and am happy to share.

I've got photos, success stories and miscellaneous snark in my profile.

I don't have a preference if you're single, divorced, married, or somewhere in between. I have no expectation of reciprocation and am OK meeting in public to make sure vibes are right, and that your consent and comfort are paramount.

If it sounds like we might click, send a DM or chat. We can see if we're a fit and go from there!

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42
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a female
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