I’ve posted a couple of times in the last year, but not had much luck. While I realize what this sub is about, I am a demisexual, which means I need a bit of an emotional connection in order to want to get naked with somebody. I’m hoping to chat a bit, maybe meet up for coffee once before getting to the dive.

It’s been two years since I’ve been intimate with anybody. I gained a lot of weight in a breakup and I’ve felt unattractive for some time. I’m hoping to meet someone who can change that for me.

I’m short, overweight, cute face with glasses, I don’t wear makeup at all. I don’t drink but don’t care if you do. I am 420 friendly but otherwise DDF. I live in Delco and work from home so I don’t have much interaction with others and I’m really starting to miss that.

What I am looking for:

First of all, someone who can host somewhere local to me, either with easy parking within an hours drive, or willing to send an uber for me. That is a dealbreaker. If you can’t host, I’m not interested, no exceptions.

Despite my own out of shape physique, I am most attracted to slim or fit men. I don’t mind facial hair but don’t like big beards. I love men with glasses.

I’m not really big on actually talking about the sexual act itself. I want to do it but I’m not interested in writing down the details of how it will go down. For the record, it’s rare (but not impossible) for me to orgasm without electronics. I do so enjoy the feel of a tongue more than a vibrator though.

I know it’s a busy time of year but I’ve got a free evening on Saturday 12/28. I’ll even get a bikini wax the day before (unless you have a preference otherwise).

If you’re interested, please include in your first message your favorite Beatles song, as well as where you will be hosting me for the muff dive. If you don’t include these two things, I’ll assume you’re not capable of following instructions and therefore not suited to my purpose.

I look forward to hearing from you!