Well, it only took a few months of weekly posting but we finally made it, my own success story! I’m not exactly the best storyteller so you’ll have to bear with me, but I’d like to think that my actions spoke louder than my words will! I’ll do my best to put some footnotes, but I’m a rambler and I enjoy descriptive success stories so I’ll be trying to do just that!

I made a post last week on RAOMD, explaining how I was looking for a lovely lady who wanted to be eaten out, nothing more, nothing less. Skimming past the scammers and people who replied with a simple “hey”, one message stood out as an actual human being! We can call this wonderful person B for the duration of this success story. We chatted a bit, traded pictures, and talked about what we were looking for from each other. Me: a pussy to taste, B: a mouth to lap at her until she was satisfied! B is exactly 20 years older than me, one of her concerns when messaging. I assured her that I didn’t mind the age gap whatsoever, after all, how can I call myself a muff diver if I can’t appreciate muff of all shape, size, color, and age over 18! Some more messaging, some scheduling, some more trading of pictures, and fast forward to me knocking on B’s door!

The 30 seconds it took B to open the door felt like an eternity, but finally I heard the sound of a lock moving and the door opened. Standing right in front of me was the stunning B, the exact same woman I was messaging on Reddit (wild I know). I greeted B and gave her a hug, trying not to show my nervousness. During our talks I mentioned how casual clothing is a big turn on for me, and B indulged that without me having to ask her. She was wearing baggy gray sweatpants that still accentuated her curves, and a green crop top. With a smile she took my hand and led me into the living room, where we both sat down on the couch.

We began talking, B had mentioned how she was also a big fan of Lord of the Rings which made making small talk much easier! I think we were talking about how much we both liked the Brown Wizard when B layed down on the couch with her legs on my lap. A little more conversation, and I remembered I was here for a specific reason: to give B some well deserved stress relief! I began stroking her legs as we spoke, slowly moving my hand closer to her thighs until I was stroking her inner thighs through her sweatpants. After a bit more conversation I worked up the courage to ask B if she’d like to get to business, to which she obliged. Still on the couch, B layed on her back and I positioned myself so I was kneeling between her legs.

I bent down with my hands to B’s side and began to kiss her. She tasted amazing, the closest thing I can compare her to is a pomegranate. We shared a few breaths and explored each other’s mouths for a few moments, until I managed to pull myself away from her to catch my breath. Diving back down, I began kissing B’s neck, each kiss a little lower than the last until I was kissing her chest through her shirt. My fingers worked their way under the hem of her tank top, and I asked B if I could help her get comfortable. She obliged, and I helped her pull the shirt off to reveal her beautiful chest.

A quick compliment (or two, or three), and I was now kissing B on the chest while my fingers gently rubbed her nipples. B gave me a light moan with each rub, letting me know she was more than ok with what I was doing. A few more kisses, and I was tasting B’s upper stomach. A few more, and now I was tasting her lower stomach, right below her ribs. B’s breathing was growing heavier, and my distance to the focus of our night was closing. I reached the waistband of her sweatpants and gave her stomach one last taste, before sliding my fingers under her waistband and asking if I can get her out of her pants. She obliged, and even lifted her waist which allowed me to pull them off, leaving B giggling which was such a turn on.

B then asked me if I’d like to join her “in nakedness”, which I very much did! I got up from the couch, slightly reluctant because it meant I wouldn’t be tasting her for about a minute, and threw off my shirt before dropping my pants as well, leaving me in my underwear. My excitement was very much showing for which I apologized to B for, in case it made her uncomfortable. With a smile she told me not to worry, and that she was happy I was enjoying myself as well which was a relief!

I assumed my position, now with my head between B’s legs, looking down at her lacy black panties. Her bush was showing, just like she described when we were talking. I have it a lick through her panties and felt her body shudder. I looked up and saw her relaxed, head back and eyes closed. I began licking her inner thighs all the way up until my my mouth was right next to her ever so tempting pussy, and working my way back down her thighs. Each lick brought a shudder, moan, giggle, something that told me B was enjoying herself. After a few minutes of warning her up and tasting B through her panties, my fingers once again worked their way under them and began pulling them down.

Intuitively B raised her waist and allowed me to pull them off, and I pulled them down her legs and off her feet which I made sure to give a kiss before re-assuming my position. I know her pussy was the focus of the day, but I had to let B know how every bit of her body was appreciated.

And finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, I gave B a nice long kiss right on top of her pussy. It was wet, it was warm, it was tasty, I was licking my lips between each kiss to savor her taste. I began licking her mound up and down slowly, allowing my tongue to slide along her now soaking wet skin and explore what B liked. I continued to lick her up and down while caressing her thighs, not going too fast just yet. B’s breathing was beginning to grow heavy, and I now began to flick my tongue over her clit with each lick. More shudders, and moans louder than any that B had made before. She looked like she was in another world, at least I hope so since that would mean I did my job correctly!

From here I began using my studies of the RAOMD success posts, and explored what B enjoyed. I began incorporating my fingers and her body began to buck, unintentionally shoving her pussy into my face. I enjoyed every second of it, my face now covered in droplets of B. I didn’t let up, continuing to lap at B with what she seemed to like until her moans filled the living room. When B’s body began to quiver more violently than it had before I would let off the pressure, resuming my worship of her thighs and lower stomach. We continued this dance until B was effectively screeching (in a super hot way I promise). My mouth was on fire but I didn’t want to stop, B tasted divine and her moans were music to my ears.

I decided to commit this time, no more slowing down when B began to squirm and buck her hips. Using two fingers (the way Reddit taught me), I began lapping at B’s clit the way she seemed to like the most while my other hand held down her lower stomach. She bucked, her hips squirmed, and her body lifted a bit off the couch but I kept lapping her up with B running down my chin. She bucked harder than before and her whole body began to quiver, almost shake. Her hands came down on my head and pushed me down while she moaned, and B began to gush all over, soaking my face and her couch. She tasted better than I could have imagined. I drank B between laps of her pussy, savoring as much as I could.

Her moans turned into what I can only describe as hiccups? B’s orgasm was a delight to experience, for both my mouth and ears. I drank up all that she gave me, and listened to everything my else. Finally her moans and groans began to quiet down, and B let go of my head as she slumped into her couch. Her legs continued to quiver and she had a smile on her face. I did my best to squeeze next to her and I held her while I stroked her inner thigh, enjoying the come down with B.

After a good twenty minutes laying with each other, B said she was ok to get up now and we both did so. We got some much needed water (B gave me quite the desert when she orgasmed, if you didn’t realize where my title came in), and had another chat. Our time together was coming to an end, and being the wonderful lady that she is, B suggested helping me finish as well. But, this is a muff diving success in a muff diving subreddit so we’ll leave that to the imagination! Afterwards B suggested we both get cleaned up in the shower which we did.

I got dressed, gave B a hug, and thanked her for letting me taste every inch of her. Being the gracious woman that she is, B thanked me as well and walked me to the door, where I was granted a kiss before I left.

Well that’s about it ladies and gentlemen. I probably rambled and repeated myself quite a bit, but my first success on this subreddit was such a good one that I couldn’t not write about it! Just know there’s a good one or two out there, you just have to find them! To many more successes for everyone here!