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42 [M4F] #Maryland - DILF seeks FWB. Must love acronyms, unreciprocated mind-blowing oral sex, and dog pictures
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___NotSure___ is a male age 42 looking for a female in Maryland
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I'm a 42-year-old divorced man who's had some great success on Reddit. I'm normal(-ish) and orally obsessed. I'm fit and attractive.

I can use affect/effect correctly and have been told I "eat like a man who doesn’t know when he’ll get another meal." I have a 99% success rate on Wordle and support the Oxford comma.

I'd love to find an ongoing partner that I can devour. Ideally someone that I get along with for casual chit chat to pass the time between meet ups. I recently got a dog so my camera roll is full of pictures.

I've got photos, success stories and miscellaneous snark in my profile.

Don't take my word for it - my partners have also written up a number of success stories and I'm happy to share them with you (I'm no longer allowed to link to them on this subreddit, womp womp).

I don't have a preference if you're single, divorced, married, or somewhere in between. I have no expectation of reciprocation and am OK meeting in public to make sure vibes are right, and that your consent and comfort are paramount.

If it sounds like we might click, send a DM or chat. We can see if we're a fit and go from there!

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Profile updated: 2 days ago
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a male
Age
42
Looking For
a female
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