42 [M4F] #Maryland - This Thanksgiving you can forget the turkey, skip the stuffing, cram the cranbe...

42 [M4F] #Maryland - This Thanksgiving you can forget the turkey, skip the stuffing, cram the cranberries. I just want to eat your pie.

Author Summary

___NotSure___ is a male age 42 looking for a female in Thanksgiving, MD

Post Body

I'm a 42-year-old divorced man who's had some great success on Reddit. I'm normal(-ish) and orally obsessed. I'm fit and attractive.

I can use affect/effect correctly and have been told I "eat like a man who doesn’t know when he’ll get another meal." I have a 99% success rate on Wordle and support the Oxford comma.

I've got photos, success stories and miscellaneous snark in my profile.

Don't take my word for it - my partners have also written up a number of success stories and I'm happy to share them with you (I'm no longer allowed to link to them on this subreddit, womp womp).

I don't have a preference if you're single, divorced, married, or somewhere in between. I have no expectation of reciprocation and am OK meeting in public to make sure vibes are right, and that your consent and comfort are paramount.

If it sounds like we might click, send a DM or chat. We can see if we're a fit and go from there!

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100%

Account Age

6 years

Verified Email

Yes

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Yes

Total Karma

3,197

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1,695

Comment Karma

988

Profile updated: 4 days ago

Posts updated: 5 days ago

___NotSure___

Maryland

Subreddit

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive

Post Details

Location

Thanksgiving, MD

They Are

a male

Age

Looking For

a female

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