Hello. I know there are a million posts here from men in every specific place looking to dive on your muff, and I can respect that. I'm under no delusion that I can easily make my post stand out. So if you've stumbled on mine through blind chance, or if something about the title caught your eye, I thank you for stopping by. Now, let me tell you why I'm going to be the best muff diver you've ever had.
I LOVE this. Dare I say that I was born to do this. This is, somehow, what I was made for. It's not just the skill. I think lots of guys have some skill, especially these days. And it's not just the enjoyment. Though I know it's probably far too few, I know many men enjoy this as much as I do.
Is it the combination, somehow? Possibly. But at the risk of exposing myself, I think that it's my obsession with muff diving that makes me the best. I CRAVE it. Every single day, I want it. (Note that I don't DO it every single day, but I would.)
The scent? Drives me absolutely insane. The taste? The feel? Makes me feral. I LOVE getting messy while doing this. Honestly I feel like an animal whose survival instinct tells me to eat pussy for as long as the other person wants/can take.
I'm also respectful and not an idiot. I will strive for your orgasm, hopefully more than one, but if it's not happening and you want to stop, I'm totally there with you. I'm all about your boundaries and expectations and making you feel as comfortable as you can be. I'm also smart and funny, so, you know, I won't be dull or awkward.
I hope you give me a chance to do this for you. I guarantee you a good time, and I always have one myself.
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