This is going to be long but please read the whole thing if you're interested!!

I made an r4r post recently and got an overwhelming amount of time wasting messages so I am going to be very VERY blunt 😉 Let's hang out and smoke and vibe and laugh, and then you worship my pussy while I get high. With what's going on right now I absolutely need some stress relief. Not looking for reciprocate at this time. I want to smoke WHILE I'm getting eaten out.

• If you are not a heavy 420 smoker then this isn't for you, no need to reply. I feel weird being high around people who aren't, simple as that.

***I need you to host. This means we need to be able to smoke weed IN your house.

• NO car play, NO hotel, and I don't want to smoke on your balcony.

• I don't want to vape, and I don't want edibles. If you can't host at your home where I can smoke a joint in your bed or on your sofa then this post isn't for you and there is no need to reply. Please.

Please be: - handsome/cute/attractive in the face - capable of fun flirty banter - attracted thick/fat/chubby bodies. I want you to want me. (I am mid sized/small fat/ size 16/ 5'9/ 210. So not the biggest but definitely a bigger girl) - a person who takes showers and has good hygiene

-----> You must be 26-48 ONLY

Please, if you're not in this age range I'm sure you think you'll rock my world but what would be really awesome is if you didn't message me at all if you're 25 and under, or if you're over 48. It's really simple, just don't do it. Thank you so much.

---> You must live in the city (Boston) or close to MBTA - not commuter rail- (NOT NEGOTIABLE) if you do not live in Boston near a regular T stop then please don't reply 🙏 I will not Uber to your house. I do not want you to pick me up.

---You must LOVE eating pussy 😻 and want to worship mine for hours, or at least what feels like hours. Time moves differently when you have an expert tongue drumming out a beautiful beat directly on your clit

I apologize if I'm coming off as weird. My last F4M was so stressful and I got sooooo many low quality messages so I am being very very very clear about what I want and hopefully I will get a lot fewer. This isn't the real me, I don't talk like this in person and I'm actually nice. Just please don't message me if all of the things above dont apply to you 🥲 I'm sure you're really cool but, just.. Just don't.

Here's the stuff that matters a lot less! I like white guys with glasses, love tattoos, dumbass stoner boys, nerds with a kinky side (and hopefully that kink is pussy worship!) Not into super hairy guys. I don't care about height at all, I love short guys and tall.

If this is you then PLEASE send me a message. I promise I'm not like this in real life. Tell me what your favorite method of Marijuana consumption is if you read this far and still qualify. I'm sure I will get a very small amount of responses and that's perfect. It's very mentally draining to say "no thanks I'm not interested" over and over and over so hopefully I'll get just one or two replies that will make my day, and hopefully yours too!