Cue sad Sarah McLachlan music
Everyday in NYC countless men are deprived of one of the four basic food groups. Muff.
Without muff, these poor, poor men are suffering greatly from tongue muscle atrophy.
Teeandoranges is one of these men. He urgently needs to exercise his tongue by delicately circling a clitoris. Lip licking exercises are also recommended with the assistance of a finger or two.
Find it in you to help.
For the low, low cost of a few hours out of your day spent on your back on a comfortable hotel room bed, you can help feed a young(ish) fit male and give him the nourishment he needs to be a productive member of society.
Please sponsor Teeandoranges now.
In addition to ensuring that your needs are met, he will mail you a hand drawn picture of your time together after each encounter that you can pin on your wall at home. While he may be in his 40s (5’10” and reasonably fit), the drawing will look like it was made by a 7 year old. It will be quite the conversation piece for you and your friends.
Every muff can make a difference. It's in you to give. In NYC for most of November.
I will remember you, will you remember me? Don't let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories
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