*āGrand slamā is the wrong phrase, but āheadfirst dive into third baseā is a little wordy.
Itās that most wonderful time of year again- the World Series! Do any of you randy ladies like baseball? Or are you willing to pretend you do until youāre comfortable enough to take me home? Finally, how would you like a date with a cheat code? I suppose any date has the possibility for some physical intimacy, but this one has a little more certainty.
What I propose is meeting for drinks and food and a little cheering for the lesser of two evil empires, and then heading back to your place to make out, get naked, and get (you) off. Hence the cheat code: no pressure on you! Just lie back and relax (or kneel) and letās enjoy each other š
I can host but I live way out in Germantown and I have thin walls, so Iām down to come over. I can also probably be convinced to skip the first part but I might as well shoot for the moon here.
Iām a goofy, mostly wholesome dude with obviously a few unwholesome tendencies. Iām 5ā9, blue eyes, brown hair youāre welcome to play with before during and after, in decent shape, and a very warm cuddler.
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